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by **Pedro_Diniz** » 23 May 2009, 06:03

Flav kicks up a stink over the standard of the Monaco pits.

by **Valrys** » 23 May 2009, 06:21

A Budget Cap? Quick! To the Flav-mobile!

by **thehemogoblin** » 23 May 2009, 08:17

Flavio Briatore needs better pit stick.

by **IntegratorTypeR** » 23 May 2009, 09:46

Hey somebody stop that guy, he's stealing my yacht!!!

That blasted Piquet Jr, look at the dent in put in the hull of my yacht when he crashed his speedboat into it.

See right there, 3rd window from the right, I swear that's Max Mosley having one of his "special" parties again.

That topless sunbathing beauty on the boat over there? I'm having her.

by **Waris** » 23 May 2009, 09:53

IntegratorTypeR wrote:See right there, 3rd window from the right, I swear that's Max Mosley having one of his "special" parties again.

This one fits well with Vijay's surprised expression :lol:

by **midgrid** » 23 May 2009, 21:23

Damn, those guys at the F1-Rejects Forum have posted that photo of me again!

by **Captain Hammer** » 23 May 2009, 21:34

Flav: "Hey, Vijay, you can seem my house from here!"

Vijay: "Whoa ... I thought that place belonged to the Crown Prince/"

Flav: "Oh, it does."

Nick Fry?: "Don't listen to him, Vijay. To hear Flav tell it, Renault are the only team who have ever won anything in this sport; everyone else soehow cheated."

Website · by **Wizzie** » 23 May 2009, 21:47

Flav: You see 4th person from the left? That's who I want to replace Piquet with
Vijay: That's Fernando Flav...

by **Waris** » 24 May 2009, 00:08

Vijay! Get me that can of anti perspirant, QUICK!

by **Barbazza** » 24 May 2009, 06:22

I'm telling you Vijay, that IS an Andrea Moda - it must have started off the lap in 1992 and it's only now crossing the line!

by **shinji** » 24 May 2009, 06:23

Is it a bird?
Is it a plane?
No it's...

Nelson Piquet Jr.

by **Life w12** » 24 May 2009, 09:26

Nelsinho's coming!
RUN!!!!

by **tristan1117** » 24 May 2009, 09:32

VJ: Nelsinho's spun again Flav.

Flav: Who cares? Look Alonso's on a flyer!

by **Ben Gilbert** » 24 May 2009, 10:17

Flav: Look, there is your driver, is it Sutil, his name?

VJ: Yes it is Adrian, why?

Flav: I bet you a million euros he doesn't make Q2!

VJ: You're on Flav. (What have I just done?)

by **razta** » 25 May 2009, 18:49

Caption this :lol:

Or this..

BE: Who are you again?!

by **Nuppiz** » 25 May 2009, 19:05

BE: Take a hike, Max, this is MY hot-dog stand now!
MM: Hey come on, we're old friends, right?
BE: Not anymore, now that you're driving my favorite team out from F1!
The guy in the middle: (with a heavy French accent) Soo it's two Monaco Specials with ketchup and mayonnaise, but no mustard?
:lol:

Website · by **Wizzie** » 25 May 2009, 21:59

razta wrote:

BE: Court's that way Max.

by **tristan1117** » 25 May 2009, 22:02

[quote="razta"]Caption this :lol:

BE: Max, are you sure Flav's yacht is that way?

MAX: Yeah, this guy just said so.

BE: How's your singing career going?

by **Popi_Larrauri** » 25 May 2009, 22:43

Waris wrote:

FV: As I told everyone last month, VJ, this team Brawn has written Illegal all over it. This guy Button is on drugs: I tried to run half the strait of monaco like he did after deriving the whole race and look at me: sweating to death... At least I believe I had made a good impression on that pit babe next to the prince... you says she looked at me? And what the hell is she promoting anyway... Monarchy?

VJ: If thats Kimi on podium then you are lost, boy.

PS. Please, monegasque people, do not understand this as an offense.

by **Popi_Larrauri** » 25 May 2009, 22:48

[quote="razta"]Caption this :lol:

Or this..

You know, son, people doesn't know that Mosley started singing in his late years, and look what the press ended up doing to him and his groupies in leather and wipes. Be a man again, you still can snatch that seat from Piquet.

by **Popi_Larrauri** » 25 May 2009, 22:53

Nuppiz wrote:
BE: Take a hike, Max, this is MY hot-dog stand now!
MM: Hey come on, we're old friends, right?
BE: Not anymore, now that you're driving my favorite team out from F1!
The guy in the middle: (with a heavy French accent) Soo it's two Monaco Specials with ketchup and mayonnaise, but no mustard?

Lol!

by **BB01** » 28 May 2009, 10:08

BE: I'm going to hold the dagger like this...

by **Nuppiz** » 29 May 2009, 04:05

A picture from two Minardi personell from 2000: who has called him and on what reason?

Guy on the right: Are you REALLY sure that you want Mr.Mazzacane as your next year's driver, Mr.Prost?

by **dr-baker** » 29 May 2009, 05:12

Nuppiz wrote:A picture from two Minardi personell from 2000: who has called him and on what reason?

Guy on the right: Are you REALLY sure that you want Mr.Mazzacane as your next year's driver, Mr.Prost?

"You're from Telefonica? And you're cutting the line? For not paying our bills? But you're OUR sponsers. You owe US money..."

by **midgrid** » 29 May 2009, 08:21

Nuppiz wrote:A picture from two Minardi personell from 2000

Not just any old Minardi personnel; I think they're Giancarlo Minardi and Gabriele Rumi!

by **Nuppiz** » 29 May 2009, 08:25

midgrid wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:A picture from two Minardi personell from 2000

Not just any old Minardi personnel; I think they're Giancarlo Minardi and Gabriele Rumi!

And a short Google search confirmed your claim. Well done! Embarassing that I didn't recognize them earlier :oops:

by **Python** » 29 May 2009, 08:42

So how is your NASCAR career coming along?

Get out or I am putting my thong on.

by **Reverie Planetarian** » 29 May 2009, 14:52

OBJECTION!

...fairly certain nobody thought of that yet.

by **DonTirri** » 30 May 2009, 02:23

FB: Look Vijay, Alonso just posted the fastest lap. *points to the screen*
VM: Flav, thats Piquet *mouth wide open*
FB: ARE YOU KIDDING ME? *starts sweating*

by **captainhappy** » 30 May 2009, 05:32

"God Bless America"
or
"I'm jealous"
or
"Oh dear God"

by **Nuppiz** » 30 May 2009, 05:58

captainhappy wrote:

"God Bless America"
or
"I'm jealous"
or
"Oh dear God"

"He's got bigger boobs than I do!"

by **thehemogoblin** » 30 May 2009, 07:08

captainhappy wrote:

"God Bless America"
or
"I'm jealous"
or
"Oh dear God"

Why? Why post this?

by **WeirdKerr** » 30 May 2009, 07:21

AAAARGHH my EYEsSSSSS!!!! (NOT a Caption)

by **Cynon** » 30 May 2009, 10:55

My forehead promptly became acquainted with my desk.

Buemi: "You know, you could have gone over to NASCAR with that Robert Yates fellow..."

by **Python** » 30 May 2009, 12:34

Cynon wrote:My forehead promptly became acquainted with my desk.

Bourdais: So Buemi did I tell you how successfully I was in Champ Car before?"

by **RejectSteve** » 30 May 2009, 23:02

captainhappy wrote:"God Bless America"
or
"I'm jealous"
or
"Oh dear God"

or "I am ballast sponsored by McDonald's."
and I just vomited.

by **Klon** » 31 May 2009, 00:21

WeirdKerr wrote:AAAARGHH my EYEsSSSSS!!!! (NOT a Caption)

Hehehe...

by **Fitch** » 31 May 2009, 05:57

My God that Radio commercial has come to Life!!..............

by **Libertango** » 01 Jun 2009, 03:21

Massa: How is Nelson doing? Haven't seen him for a while
Flavio: Felipe Baby, don't get me started...

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