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by **solarcold** » 27 Nov 2011, 03:34

The first ever extra-terrestrial world champion - exclusively in Formula 1. Non-inertional driving secrets, antigravity wing system and more coming.
Lost his first quali in career to Petrov though. Due to nanomicromultiuniversalstringfloprebuilding dimentionizer failure.

by **Cynon** » 27 Nov 2011, 05:01

Proof that your money is good with Lotus no matter where you come from -- even if you're from Alpha Centauri.

by **DOSBoot** » 27 Nov 2011, 05:06

What F1 looks like through a pair of special sunglasses.

by **dr-baker** » 27 Nov 2011, 05:45

Vitaly needed extra-terrestrial help to become the Cyborg from Vyborg.

by **TheBigJ** » 29 Nov 2011, 04:27

In this little room here all Ron-speak is translated to English. Now piss off.

by **ranig** » 29 Nov 2011, 04:39

Conventi wrote:

LRGP is slightly bored by humans.

by **Reverie Planetarian** » 29 Nov 2011, 05:07

"Paint Your Own Helmet" day backfires.

"Sculpt Your Own Helmet" day didn't fare much better.

by **fjackdaw** » 29 Nov 2011, 05:31

Gaston Mazzacane returns to Formula 1.

by **madmark1974** » 29 Nov 2011, 20:05

Renault agent : Have you seen Edvard Munch's painting "The Scream"? I hear it's worth over £100 million

Eric Boullier : Sign him up!

by **solarcold** » 29 Nov 2011, 20:59

fjackdaw wrote:

Gaston Mazzacane returns to Formula 1.

ahaha oh wow!

by **madmark1974** » 29 Nov 2011, 23:47

Kimi Raikkonen has really changed in the two seasons he's been away from F1 ...

by **Phoenix** » 30 Nov 2011, 02:29

Can somebody give me a Mars bar, please?

by **dr-baker** » 30 Nov 2011, 03:38

Phoenix wrote:

Can somebody give me a Coke and Magnum, please?

Just begging to be fix'd...

by **golic_2004** » 30 Nov 2011, 09:41

Bernie Ecclestone makes his F1 return in a Lotus.

by **Jeroen Krautmeir** » 08 Dec 2011, 22:06

by **Collieafc** » 08 Dec 2011, 22:54

Jeroen Krautmeir wrote:

British viewers react to the news that F1 will be shown on Sky in 2012

by **FullMetalJack** » 09 Dec 2011, 00:12

Oi Rubens, Tiago! Close in, the free kick's coming!

by **FMecha** » 09 Dec 2011, 04:14

Without Michelin teams, we are bathpluggingly p***ed off. :oops:

by **dr-baker** » 09 Dec 2011, 05:06

Tiago: Maybe I should have had a shave this morning...

Website · by **Wizzie** » 09 Dec 2011, 07:00

Day 1 of Ferrari driver hunting season is about to begin.

by **ADx_Wales** » 09 Dec 2011, 07:15

[shooting stars reference]Remember Fernando, its on the buzzer so we RLLY WNNA SE THSE FNGRS![/shooting stars reference]

by **FullMetalJack** » 09 Dec 2011, 07:21

ADx_Wales wrote:

[shooting stars reference]Remember Fernando, its on the buzzer so we RLLY WNNA SE THSE FNGRS![/shooting stars reference]

I used to love that show. Especially the way Vic Reeves would rub his knees whilst approaching the female guests.

by **dinizintheoven** » 09 Dec 2011, 23:12

A minute's silence, for the death of Formula One in the United States.

by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Dec 2011, 04:32

Is Gascoyne going to have a crack?

...He Is, you know...

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVMaIUSeRxA

by **Ross Prawn** » 10 Dec 2011, 04:44

by **Ataxia** » 10 Dec 2011, 05:58

Ross Prawn wrote:

In Lotus Renault, Grosjean replaces YOU!

by **ADx_Wales** » 10 Dec 2011, 06:06

VP: So Oksana...are we....are we still boyfriend/girlfriend?

by **jakesanson** » 10 Dec 2011, 07:25

ADx_Wales wrote:

VP: So Oksana...are we....are we still boyfriend/girlfriend?

Does this mean you don't want to hold my hand any more?

by **Captain Hammer** » 10 Dec 2011, 15:13

Virgin Racing are proud to annouce that, following Nick Wirth's departure from the team, the 2012 car will be designed by an exciting new design talent, MC Escher.

by **razta** » 11 Dec 2011, 01:39

Merc's AMG Powered KERS :-D

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cYgtjj1JFaw
hehehe

by **golic_2004** » 11 Dec 2011, 15:05

Ross Prawn wrote:

You can only hold my hand if you decide on getting a ride at HRT or maybe some racing series in America.

Website · by **Wizzie** » 11 Dec 2011, 15:09

Seb: "Mark... a little help here?"

by **Captain Hammer** » 11 Dec 2011, 15:29

"Oksana, please tell me again how trading my seat for a golf club and a bottle of water was a good idea."

"Damn! Fixing the snowmobile didn't work. This is going to be harder than we thought."

"There's always Hispania."

"It's not like you hit Eric on purpose ... right? No, never mind. If anybody asks, tell them if a Russian tries to kill you, it just means they like you."