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by **wmetcalf68** » 02 Mar 2012, 03:23

Nuppiz wrote:Via James1978 (background info: this pic comes from Imola 1984):

Prost: Hey Arnoux, guess who's going to win the championship?
Arnoux: One more word and I'll hit you with this bottle. Oh, and I sure hope you'll lose the title with as little margin as possible.

Prost: Hey, mind giving me that champagne for good luck?
Arnoux: No! It's mine!

by **Warren Hughes** » 02 Mar 2012, 04:17

Mysteriously, the writing on these street signs changes to 'Via Tazio Nuvolari' whenever Jean-Denis Deletraz visits Catania.

by **ibsey** » 02 Mar 2012, 04:21

Arnoux: It's my champagne, & your not getting any Alain so there!!!
Prost (thinking to himself); Good. Don't want any, as you've no idea what I've done to that. When you've got to go...

by **ibsey** » 02 Mar 2012, 04:25

Ferrari decided to 'pimp their ride'... the American way.

by **East Londoner** » 02 Mar 2012, 08:03

Prost: Hey Arnoux, see down there (points downwards)? That's that James Hunt who does the commentary for the BBC.
Arnoux: I'll give you this champagne bottle if we can make him swear on air by the end of this decade.

by **CoopsII** » 02 Mar 2012, 20:46

USF1s car finally sees the light of day.

by **DOSBoot** » 04 Mar 2012, 01:03

BaconLettuceNinja wrote:
Bloke on the far right looks a little like Jim Clark...anyone?

Arnox: Oh S**t! Jim Clark is back from the dead, and he's now a zombie!
Prost: You hit him with the bottle. I'll go get the 9mm and finish him off.

by **Cynon** » 04 Mar 2012, 21:19

Fleetwood Mac's involvement in F1 goes beyond "The Chain".

by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 06 Mar 2012, 01:02

wmetcalf68 wrote:
Nuppiz wrote:Via James1978 (background info: this pic comes from Imola 1984):

Prost: Hey Arnoux, guess who's going to win the championship?
Arnoux: One more word and I'll hit you with this bottle. Oh, and I sure hope you'll lose the title with as little margin as possible.

Prost: Hey, mind giving me that champagne for good luck?
Arnoux: No! It's mine!

Prost: Last night I had a dream where Sutil stealing your champagne bottle and hitting us with it.
Arnoux: he want be able to steal my bottle!

by **tkcom** » 06 Mar 2012, 02:31

The only parts of new HRT that passed the crash test.

by **Jack O Melley** » 06 Mar 2012, 03:56

by **FullMetalJack** » 06 Mar 2012, 04:21

HRT ahead of schedule this year

Website · by **Wizzie** » 06 Mar 2012, 15:16

Mastercard Lola makes a comeback

by **CoopsII** » 06 Mar 2012, 17:51

The other captions all made me laugh but in all honesty I think the image alone says it all :lol:

by **RealRacingRoots** » 06 Mar 2012, 18:39

Where we're going, we don't need roads.

by **golic_2004** » 06 Mar 2012, 22:24

Jack O Melley wrote:

You be careful. If you sneeze with your fingers pinched to your nose your head will explode. :!:

by **golic_2004** » 06 Mar 2012, 22:25

Invisalign for F1 cars. Out in 2028.

by **wmetcalf68** » 06 Mar 2012, 23:06

redbulljack14 wrote:

HRT ahead of schedule this year

HRT getting their 2013 car ready

by **Ferrim** » 06 Mar 2012, 23:10

dinizintheoven wrote:Amazing what idly browsing Wikipedia can turn up, isn't it? Caption away.

I had to check Wikipedia because I couldn't believe he had a street with his name, but it clearly reads: "Giovanni Lavaggi: Pilota", which is Italian for driver.

It's actually about his grandfather, an Italian airplane pilot who was killed during WWII.

by **ibsey** » 06 Mar 2012, 23:54

Come on guys admit it... which one of you had a Vindaloo last night?

by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 06 Mar 2012, 23:57

Ferrim wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:It's actually about his grandfather, an Italian airplane pilot who was killed during WWII.

According to Italian wikipedia he was not his grandfather, but his uncle.

by **dinizintheoven** » 07 Mar 2012, 01:49

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Ferrim wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:It's actually about his grandfather, an Italian airplane pilot who was killed during WWII.

According to Italian wikipedia he was not his grandfather, but his uncle.

I knew that when I posted the picture in the first place, and was wondering how long it would take one of you to unearth it!

In my mind, though, it's still Johnny Carwash Road. Our Johnny Carwash Road.

by **Ferrim** » 07 Mar 2012, 02:02

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Ferrim wrote:
dinizintheoven wrote:It's actually about his grandfather, an Italian airplane pilot who was killed during WWII.

According to Italian wikipedia he was not his grandfather, but his uncle.

Yeah, you're right. I'm dumb these days.

by **FMecha** » 07 Mar 2012, 02:22

Team security: The pit garage contains trade secrets and aren't mean to be seen by anyone but those related to HRT F1 Team. For security, the cars have been covered with invisible capes, and all team workers wears a stealth suit. 8-)

by **ibsey** » 07 Mar 2012, 02:25

Seriously, I left Andrea Sassetti in charge for 5 minutes & this is what I came back too?

by **ibsey** » 07 Mar 2012, 02:28

....twinned with Via Pedro Lamy

by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 08 Mar 2012, 01:00

Jack O Melley wrote:

"There's someone who smells like vodka in the Lotus garage."

by **CoopsII** » 08 Mar 2012, 04:46

"Wow, ze car it is so fast it makes my ears pop!"

"Really?"

"Non"

by **Ross Prawn** » 10 Mar 2012, 03:18

FIA to ban adaptive camfluage systems

by **golic_2004** » 12 Mar 2012, 08:17

resir014 wrote:Latest podium mugshot.

What do you American girls think about Seb?

(I love that Geico commercial) :lol:

by **Cynon** » 13 Mar 2012, 16:34

What do sheltered suburban American girls think of stepped nosecones in F1?

by **dr-baker** » 14 Mar 2012, 02:33

Sebastien Vettel on getting his finger out after another pole or win...

by **razta** » 16 Mar 2012, 02:54

Something's not quite right about this..

by **razta** » 16 Mar 2012, 02:57

against Massa?

by **razta** » 16 Mar 2012, 03:11

This is Caption worthy

by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 16 Mar 2012, 06:30

razta wrote:

A kangaroo on Hamilton's helmet: he wishes that an Australian driver will win. Webber would be pleased.

by **RealRacingRoots** » 16 Mar 2012, 13:29

The F1 Equivalent of...

by **razta** » 17 Mar 2012, 02:47

by **wmetcalf68** » 17 Mar 2012, 03:00

razta wrote:

For the Massa one: Massa: Red Bull gives you wings?! Oh yeah? Well Ferrari gives you corner handling and speed! I'll show you....WHOA! CRAAAAAAP!

by **wmetcalf68** » 17 Mar 2012, 03:02

razta wrote:

The Raikkonen one: Kimi: Oops! I forgot my Coke and Ice Cream!

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