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Re: Caption this!

Postby solarcold » 07 Apr 2012, 05:29

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In Soviet Russia, building crash into you!

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Postby East Londoner » 07 Apr 2012, 05:39

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Re: Caption this!

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Re: Caption this!

Postby Shadaza » 07 Apr 2012, 08:18



thank you so much for linking that youtube video, that was easily the best Top Gear episode ever.
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Re: Caption this!

Postby AdrianSutil » 09 Apr 2012, 23:50

Shadaza wrote:


thank you so much for linking that youtube video, that was easily the best Top Gear episode ever.

I actually watched that this morning! Wonderful piece on a great man.
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Re: Caption this!

Postby CoopsII » 10 Apr 2012, 02:03

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I wonder if Webbo was at all annoyed by the fact his waxwork looks a good ten years younger than him :lol:
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Re: Caption this!

Postby WeirdKerr » 10 Apr 2012, 07:21

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Can you tell what it is yet?



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Re: Caption this!

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Re: Caption this!

Postby AdrianSutil » 16 Apr 2012, 12:21

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Re: Caption this!

Postby Stramala » 16 Apr 2012, 19:02

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R.Kelly replaces Webber at Red Bull Racing after his brief stint with Renault.
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Re: Caption this!

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Re: Caption this!

Postby ranig » 16 Apr 2012, 20:22

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RedBull found the only way to avoid showing their platypus nose.
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Postby WaffleCat » 16 Apr 2012, 22:24

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Webber accidentally allowed other teams to spy on Adrian Newey's latest undertray....
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You'd still have better race pace than the Mercedes'.
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Postby Stramala » 16 Apr 2012, 23:14

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Re: Caption this!

Postby WeirdKerr » 17 Apr 2012, 05:47

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Replacing Webber with Bo Duke suddenly seemed a baaaad move....(y'all)
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Re: Caption this!

Postby Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 17 Apr 2012, 06:28

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Re: Caption this!

Postby Wizzie » 18 Apr 2012, 09:45

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Re: Caption this!

Postby AdrianSutil » 18 Apr 2012, 09:49

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Re: Caption this!

Postby RealRacingRoots » 18 Apr 2012, 10:46

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Buemi wasn't impressed with...

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Re: Caption this!

Postby Cynon » 18 Apr 2012, 11:08

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The closest Buemi will get to a Formula 1 grid anytime soon.


Have fun with this one:
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Re: Caption this!

Postby Shizuka » 18 Apr 2012, 16:59

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Re: Caption this!

Postby CoopsII » 18 Apr 2012, 17:01

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Re: Caption this!

Postby ranig » 18 Apr 2012, 17:29

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I'm still faster than an HRT !
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Re: Caption this!

Postby dr-baker » 18 Apr 2012, 20:05

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Now where did I leave my camera?
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Re: Caption this!

Postby Ferrim » 18 Apr 2012, 20:18

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Re: Caption this!

Postby CoopsII » 18 Apr 2012, 20:21

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Re: Caption this!

Postby madmark1974 » 18 Apr 2012, 20:45

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Re: Caption this!

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Re: Caption this!

Postby Ataxia » 19 Apr 2012, 06:15

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'Now, I aim to make cooking as easy for me as possible. Therefore, Felipe's going to do it...'
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Re: Caption this!

Postby WeirdKerr » 19 Apr 2012, 06:42

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lol
we need a pic of petrov's jump last year.....
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Re: Caption this!

Postby FullMetalJack » 19 Apr 2012, 07:12

WeirdKerr wrote:
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lol
we need a pic of petrov's jump last year.....


Petrov's one should be the high jump rather than the hurdles.
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Re: Caption this!

Postby CoopsII » 23 Apr 2012, 21:08

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Postby dinizintheoven » 23 Apr 2012, 22:02

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Re: Caption this!

Postby dr-baker » 24 Apr 2012, 00:24

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A pretty young girl with make-up? Yeah, I've still got it.
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Re: Caption this!

Postby Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 24 Apr 2012, 01:15

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Two clowns.
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Re: Caption this!

Postby pasta_maldonado » 24 Apr 2012, 06:14

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Bernie Ecclestone has recently announced he fully supports the decision made by his daughter to go into the clowning industry
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Re: Caption this!

Postby CoopsII » 24 Apr 2012, 17:00

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One clown and a girl in a spotty dress.
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Re: Caption this!

Postby Cynon » 25 Apr 2012, 01:21

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