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by **BB01** » 01 Jun 2009, 11:03

Reverie Planetarian wrote:
OBJECTION!

...fairly certain nobody thought of that yet.

Hahaha, that's awesome! :lol:

by **Nuppiz** » 01 Jun 2009, 18:42

Libertango wrote:

Massa: So, is Alonso going to be my team mate next year or not?
Briatore: Felipe, please, I'm already too confused thanks to the Spanish media hype...

by **Bort** » 02 Jun 2009, 13:26

captainhappy wrote:

I never knew Janet Reno was into car racing.

by **GooddayBruce** » 04 Jun 2009, 01:20

BE: I think I saw Ron Dennis back there
MM: Great! I haven't used my spanking hand for over a year

by **Ross Prawn** » 05 Jun 2009, 05:29

MM:- OK, scissors, paper, stone for the next FOTA meeting.
BE:- Only if you stop cheating

by **Ross Prawn** » 05 Jun 2009, 05:32

Massa: So, you think the superglue was Brawn's idea.

or

Flav: Damn those Monaco pigeons

by **Ross Prawn** » 05 Jun 2009, 05:33

Bourdais: I saw off Vettel last year, sonny.

by **BB01** » 05 Jun 2009, 10:11

Ross Prawn wrote:

Bourdais: I saw off Vettel last year, sonny.

You could just imagine that amount of self-delusion inside Bourdais' head. Good one. :lol:

by **CarlosFerreira** » 06 Jun 2009, 19:49

Ross Prawn wrote:

Dumb and dumber.

by **Ross Prawn** » 07 Jun 2009, 00:01

Flav:- What's on that T-Shirt Max is wearing !!

Vijay:- A..N..T..S..M..S..W..5..P..G ??

by **RejectSteve** » 07 Jun 2009, 06:02

Ross Prawn wrote:Flav:- What's on that T-Shirt Max is wearing !!

Vijay:- A..N..T..S..M..S..W..5..P..G ??

And now you too can own one! 'Gate shirts are still available at the F1 Rejects Store :lol:

by **thehemogoblin** » 07 Jun 2009, 06:07

Ross Prawn wrote:

Flav:- What's on that T-Shirt Max is wearing !!

Vijay:- A..N..T..S..M..S..W..5..P..G ??

Great success! :lol:

by **dragonsteincole** » 19 Jun 2009, 02:03

"C'mon guys, open up! I didn't mean to crash the car again..."!

OR

Insert Batteries Here

by **Ross Prawn** » 19 Jun 2009, 04:19

by **Popi_Larrauri** » 19 Jun 2009, 07:50

dragonsteincole wrote:

"C'mon guys, open up! I didn't mean to crash the car again..."!

OR

Insert Batteries Here

I don't NEED to detroy a nosecone, I don't NEED to destroy a nosecone, I don't NEED to destroy a nosecone... I can manage it

OR

Ok, no one around, that's the moment to switch to Superman custome... damn! I wonder how Horner guys done at Monaco...

by **RejectSteve** » 19 Jun 2009, 09:23

Inexperienced with toilets, Nelsinho tinkles on the wall.

by **BB01** » 19 Jun 2009, 10:49

RejectSteve wrote:
Inexperienced with toilets, Nelsinho tinkles on the wall.

I thought it was everyone else that was inexperienced...

by **Chilled Phill** » 19 Jun 2009, 11:06

Reverie Planetarian wrote:
OBJECTION!

...fairly certain nobody thought of that yet.

I get the feeling an Ace Attorney reference is just around the corner with this caption. :lol:

by **SuperAguri** » 19 Jun 2009, 11:42

WeirdKerr wrote:

Flav : Look Vijay, over there, there is Frank Williams, hanging by his goolies over the shark pit for betraying us and as you've also betrayed us your going next to him.
Vijay : oooohhh...
Horner : Come on now or I'll squeeze harder

Ross Prawn wrote:

Buemi : So you'll bet me $50,000 you'll be on the podium this season? You're on.
Bourdias : Yes, it'll will also not be in a Toro Rosso

Ross Prawn wrote:

Felippe : Some game of poker, you won me but you lost Fernando to Montezemolo and Nelson has won a 5 year contract?
Flav : I should have stopped drinking sooner...

Reject Steve wrote:

Flav (in garage) : That cardboard box is your bed for the night, there are some copies of the Red Bulletin to use as blankets.

by **StoneColdSpider** » 19 Jun 2009, 16:45

dragonsteincole wrote:

"Does my bum look big on this??"
or
"97...98...99....100... ok ready or not here i come..."

by **MaxZero** » 19 Jun 2009, 17:08

Flav - "When we break away Vijay, all this will be yours"

Vij - *Gawps*

by **Waris** » 20 Jun 2009, 01:23

Chilled Phill wrote:
Reverie Planetarian wrote:
OBJECTION!

...fairly certain nobody thought of that yet.

I get the feeling an Ace Attorney reference is just around the corner with this caption.

I was going to make one but thought it would be too dumb. :lol:

by **Popi_Larrauri** » 20 Jun 2009, 04:34

MaxZero wrote:

Flav - "When we break away Vijay, all this will be yours"

Vij - *Gawps*

FV: We should do our alternative series Monaco race in the other side of the Montecarlo. That will really piss of Max!!!

VJ: I've already signed with them, pal...

by **Ross Prawn** » 20 Jun 2009, 09:52

Flav: So Vijay, there you can see the construction of the new FOTA circuit around the volcano at Vanuatu.

Vijay: A volcano. Maybe Bernie's helicopter will fly into it.

by **Ross Prawn** » 20 Jun 2009, 11:13

Website · by **Wizzie** » 20 Jun 2009, 11:19

Ross Prawn wrote:

Max: I'll call that one Flavio, that one Luca, the one at the front Ron and the one next to me Mario. Now which one first?

by **StoneColdSpider** » 20 Jun 2009, 12:09

Ross Prawn wrote:

*Max Mosley poses for photo with the rest of the FIA board"

by **Robbie** » 20 Jun 2009, 12:45

Ross Prawn wrote: *

Max prepares for his second ANTSMSW5PG, but this time he isn't taking any chances with the possibility of the other participants filming him.

by **Popi_Larrauri** » 20 Jun 2009, 13:10

Robbie wrote:
Ross Prawn wrote: *

Max prepares for his second ANTSMSW5PG, but this time he isn't taking any chances with the possibility of the other participants filming him.

Boy... still can't stop laughing

EDIT: It's that what english people get for "safe sex" isn't it?

by **StoneColdSpider** » 20 Jun 2009, 14:38

Ross Prawn wrote:

with FOTA gone Max Mosley announces "Crash test Dumbies F1 Team" as one of the new teams.

Max Mosley annoucne Durex as F1 title sponsor and shows off their all new full body condom

by **Captain Hammer** » 20 Jun 2009, 15:58

Spot the dummy.

by **thehemogoblin** » 20 Jun 2009, 16:08

Ross Prawn wrote:

The Mosley family reunion.

by **MaxZero** » 20 Jun 2009, 17:01

The fetish takes a new turn

by **dr-baker** » 21 Jun 2009, 06:14

Captain Hammer wrote:

Spot the dummy.

...too easy!

by **Ross Prawn** » 22 Jun 2009, 00:52

Unfortunately, it turned out that Max had the rights to the cars.

by **Klon** » 22 Jun 2009, 03:16

Ross Prawn wrote:

"Cool, it's faster than the R29! Now I really can push for the win."

by **Enrique Bernoldi** » 22 Jun 2009, 06:22

Ross Prawn wrote:

Once again, Renault fails to give 'Nando the quality machinery he needs to compete for the title.

by **CarlosFerreira** » 22 Jun 2009, 20:20

Ross Prawn wrote:

Unfortunately, it turned out that Max had the rights to the cars.

I see a marked improvement in downforce in this B version of our car.

by **tristan1117** » 22 Jun 2009, 21:29

Ross Prawn wrote:

Unfortunately, it turned out that Max had the rights to the cars.

THe streets are clear; Nelson must be coming soon.

by **StoneColdSpider** » 23 Jun 2009, 03:12

Ross Prawn wrote:

you make 1 fat joke about Flav and he gets u out there doing laps!

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