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by **dr-baker** » 25 May 2012, 19:48

dinizintheoven wrote:My lovely horse, running through the... fields...
Where are you going with your fetlocks blowing in the... wind...

EDIT: and cheers massively to dr-baker for making that post just before me, thus ensuring that this is the 4000th post on this thread, and not his. Håpla!

You're welcome!

by **Stramala** » 25 May 2012, 20:06

MW: "So then Kimi was like, durrrrrrrr, wanna get freaky? And then he tried to touch me inappropriately. I think he was so wasted he didn't realise I was a guy."
CH: "You just traumatised me for life, Mark. Well done..."

Journo: "Mark, we've heard rumours in the paddock you have entered into a relationship with Kimi Raikkonen, does this mean you will become an advocate for the LGBT community in motor racing?"
MW: "The what now?"

by **madmark1974** » 25 May 2012, 20:09

Not bad for a number 2 cap wearer ...

by **CoopsII** » 25 May 2012, 21:54

The first airplay for Jacques Villeneuves new album.

by **pasta_maldonado** » 26 May 2012, 06:22

Captioon this:

and this

by **Nuppiz** » 26 May 2012, 06:31

Quick! Kimi is about to smile! Take a picture now!

[/quote]
Even my horse is faster than that.

by **FullMetalJack** » 26 May 2012, 06:36

You will pay for replacing HWNSNBM!!!!! :twisted:

by **pasta_maldonado** » 26 May 2012, 06:43

or this...

by **WaffleCat** » 26 May 2012, 09:56

Some say that Andrea Sasetti is on that horse,contemplating what could have been had his team run properly.

by **IntegratorTypeR** » 26 May 2012, 15:42

pasta_maldonado wrote:or this...

I was gonna qualify my HRT but then I got high...
Was gonna be within the 107% rule until I got high
now I'm in the stewards room asking for permission to start the race and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 27 May 2012, 03:17

IntegratorTypeR wrote:
pasta_maldonado wrote:or this...

I was gonna qualify my HRT but then I got high...
Was gonna be within the 107% rule until I got high
now I'm in the stewards room asking for permission to start the race and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

OMG

Website · by **Wizzie** » 27 May 2012, 09:23

When Sebastian Vettel ordered Smoked Cucumber for lunch, this wasn't what he had in mind.

by **CoopsII** » 27 May 2012, 18:38

"Tell me again why you make me stand in the Williams pit for this photo shoot?"

"Just stand still Narain"

by **J Washburn Stoker** » 27 May 2012, 20:19

kostas22 wrote:

Make of it what you will...

From the race thread - really sorry, I couldn't resist this one. :oops:

"Mein Führer, I can walk!"

or

Heil myself... heil to me
I'm the Kraut who's out to change our history
Heil myself, raise your hand
There's no greater F1 racer in the land!

by **CoopsII** » 28 May 2012, 00:13

"Now I vill vin der race!"

by **pasta_maldonado** » 28 May 2012, 00:55

Ven I lower meine hande... give me meine penaltie

by **Ataxia** » 28 May 2012, 01:03

IntegratorTypeR wrote:
pasta_maldonado wrote:or this...

I was gonna qualify my HRT but then I got high...
Was gonna be within the 107% rule until I got high
now I'm in the stewards room asking for permission to start the race and I know why
cause I got high, cause I got high, cause I got high

You win, sir.

by **tkcom** » 28 May 2012, 01:06

by **golic_2004** » 28 May 2012, 01:12

tkcom wrote:

Japanese Technology leads the way in flying cars...wait...crap it's Russia that started it.

by **golic_2004** » 28 May 2012, 01:13

pasta_maldonado wrote:or this...

Harold & Kumar visit F1

by **pasta_maldonado** » 28 May 2012, 01:14

tkcom wrote:

Someone fitted the wings upside down in the Sauber garage...

by **Benetton** » 28 May 2012, 01:29

I was gonna go to Free Practice but then I got high
I just got a new Front Wing but I got high
now I'm selling dope to Flavio and I know why
- cause I got high

I wasnt ignoring the blue flags but I was high
I was gonna pull right over and let them pass but I was high
Now I am at the stewards - because I got high

I was gonna pay my team until I got high
I was gonna gamble on wets but then I got high
now Vettel's calling me a cucumber and I know why
- because I got high

by **Benetton** » 28 May 2012, 01:31

Sauber has clearly stolen Renault's Angry Birds slingshot technology to get a head start in the race.

by **Ataxia** » 28 May 2012, 01:40

Now, some people use the word 'kamikaze' frequently when discussing Kobayashi. I have no idea where they get it from.

by **CoopsII** » 28 May 2012, 01:54

"I have NO traction!"

by **pasta_maldonado** » 28 May 2012, 02:02

Look closely in the background and you'll seee one of the milK floats being hit by the Disavowed Reverend.

by **Stramala** » 28 May 2012, 02:26

Yo, dis be some trippy hydraulics on ma ride y'all 8-)

by **Sunshine_Baby_[IT]** » 28 May 2012, 02:31

"I'm flying like Webber!"

by **dr-baker** » 28 May 2012, 02:45

Heil HWNSNBM!

by **tommykl** » 28 May 2012, 04:03

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:

Look ma! No contact surface!

by **JeremyMcClean** » 28 May 2012, 05:35

Benetton wrote:

I have a feeling that this photo is going to be photoshopped by WTF1 sooner or later...

by **Klon** » 28 May 2012, 05:36

Kamui Kobayashi: "Look, Takuma, I can fly and you cannot."
Takuma Sato: "Oh, you just wait..."

by **FullMetalJack** » 28 May 2012, 07:04

Petrov in background is thinking, Amateur :roll:

by **CoopsII** » 28 May 2012, 17:01

"Who vants to give zee old man a high funf?

Anybody?

How about you over zerr?

No?

How about you? Dont leave me hanging.

Oh"

by **Nuppiz** » 28 May 2012, 18:53

"Have you seen Kyle? He's about this tall."

Had to

by **mario** » 29 May 2012, 04:43

JeremyMcClean wrote:
Benetton wrote:

I have a feeling that this photo is going to be photoshopped by WTF1 sooner or later...

I think you'll find that they've already done so...

by **WeirdKerr** » 29 May 2012, 05:23

Use the force Mike!!!!

by **JeremyMcClean** » 29 May 2012, 06:26

Jeremy: I'm afraid I'm going to relieve myself all over your bonfire, because I've brought along a radio controlled car that has a rather special party piece.

It is a Sauber C31 and you'll notice that it has now taken off, it is flying.

James: It's floating.

Jeremy: No, it's not floating, James, it's flying!

by **Ferrarist** » 29 May 2012, 06:37

"I know this picture will have unfortunate implications. But bathplug it, I'm gonna great my fans ROMAN STYLE!"

by **FullMetalJack** » 29 May 2012, 06:42

Just what HWNSNBM bench presses every day. He's doing that there whilst invisible.

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