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Re: Frequently theydeny the evidence and postpone confrontin

Postby spam_v5_1_1 » 10 Jan 2012, 09:37

At least I can make sense.
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Re: Frequently theydeny the evidence and postpone confrontin

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Re: Frequently theydeny the evidence and postpone confrontin

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Re: Frequently theydeny the evidence and postpone confrontin

Postby East Londoner » 10 Jan 2012, 09:41

Dude, this is the second time tonight that you've spammed. And you haven't taken any of my advice on grammar or punctuation. HWNSNBM sends you home! :lol:
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Re: Frequently theydeny the evidence and postpone confrontin

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It waited over two years after registering to post its wares :shock:
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Re: Frequently theydeny the evidence and postpone confrontin

Postby Pointrox » 10 Jan 2012, 09:42

u wot m8?
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Re: Frequently theydeny the evidence and postpone confrontin

Postby simonracer » 10 Jan 2012, 09:45

Veftlislentee wrote:Military bservers here say there is no evi- ence of any increase in Commu- nist strength along the China- ndochina border lately

Yee-haa! Spammers know about communism now? What next!
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Re: some courts have upheld written school policies that

Postby eurobrun » 10 Jan 2012, 09:58

KILL THE SPAMBOT :twisted:
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Re: some courts have upheld written school policies that

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Re: some courts have upheld written school policies that

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Re: • Base the curriculum on an understanding of why childre

Postby eurobrun » 10 Jan 2012, 10:20

:roll:
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Re: • Base the curriculum on an understanding of why childre

Postby Stramala » 10 Jan 2012, 10:22

I did it. I killed the dog. ARE YOU HAPPY NOW?! YOU JUST ENDED AN INNOCENT PUPPY'S LIFE YOU SICK B*****D!!!!!!!!!
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Re: school officials will periodically needto report drug re

Postby eurobrun » 10 Jan 2012, 10:28

This is just getting stupid
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby Phoenix » 10 Jan 2012, 10:37

Here they are - all of them, except one which I accidentally deleted (though that's not relevant), for your reading pleasure :D

As one of my favourite Spanish comedic characters would put it: ¡¡¡¡¡PODER DE LA VARA!!!!! :lol:
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Re: With each successive stage

Postby eurobrun » 10 Jan 2012, 10:38

stop
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Re: With each successive stage

Postby Wizzie » 10 Jan 2012, 10:40

Someone just ban the muppet already :lol:
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Re: With each successive stage

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Re: With each successive stage

Postby Phoenix » 10 Jan 2012, 10:49

Sadly I can't ban people. You were lucky I was wandering the Internets at this time and now I want to get some sleep. So, please, dear spammer, STOP IT! :twisted:
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby simonracer » 10 Jan 2012, 11:02

Put that spambot on the gallows
He deserves to die
He spammed his way to infamy
By talking about drugs, communism and religion
And the witch couldn't make it make sense!

He did 6 successive spam posts, a crime above all others
So put the spammer on the gallows!

He doesn't deserve a trial!
He doesn't deserve to be allowed mercy!
He does deserve to die!

Let him rot, as an example to all!
Let the dogs rip out his wretched heart!
Veftlislentee, a name that will forever live in infamy!
It's a disgrace to the forum, and to HWNSBM

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Re: Frequently theydeny the evidence and postpone confrontin

Postby dr-baker » 11 Jan 2012, 08:00

Veftlislentee wrote:
I had tried everything else I knew preachers (I was a four-year Bible student, Sunday school doctors (where I was given tranquiliters, pills, sleeping pills, muscle rtlaxants, anti-depressants and mood elevatots...

Veftlislentee wrote:The father of psychoanalysis himself, Sigmund Freud, says in his disparaging book on religion, The Future of an illusion, that religion was "a universal sis" and dismissed it as inherently unhealthy.

Well, firstly, I did not know that Sunday Schools had doctors. :?

Then secondly, if they're giving the kids drugs, then no wonder Freud would dismiss religion as inherently unhealthy... :roll:

And I am too tired to read those posts properly. Maybe I need some of those drugs to get through them. :( Mr Moderator Sir, can you delete those URL links please?
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby East Londoner » 30 Jan 2012, 08:27

dr-baker wrote:
Veftlislentee wrote:
I had tried everything else I knew preachers (I was a four-year Bible student, Sunday school doctors (where I was given tranquiliters, pills, sleeping pills, muscle rtlaxants, anti-depressants and mood elevatots...

Veftlislentee wrote:The father of psychoanalysis himself, Sigmund Freud, says in his disparaging book on religion, The Future of an illusion, that religion was "a universal sis" and dismissed it as inherently unhealthy.

Well, firstly, I did not know that Sunday Schools had doctors. :?

Then secondly, if they're giving the kids drugs, then no wonder Freud would dismiss religion as inherently unhealthy... :roll:

And I am too tired to read those posts properly. Maybe I need some of those drugs to get through them. :( Mr Moderator Sir, can you delete those URL links please?

There's some more Veftlislentee posts on the way to this thread (hopefully), for your reading pleasure! :lol:
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Re: Unrecognized Reject Actions

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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby FMecha » 01 Mar 2012, 18:14

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Cheap Kitchen

Postby pejuang45 » 14 May 2012, 11:34

Take my advise and just google http://www.forsalebathplugs.co.uk . By far the cheapest kitchens on the market.
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Re: Cheap Kitchen

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Outstanding spam!!!
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby Klon » 14 May 2012, 22:12

Well, talk about "throwing everything but the kitchen sink" at us in spam. :lol:
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21:38 - Dark77 - *3 copies of orial seriva start last*
21:38 - Dark77 - wat
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby JeremyMcClean » 15 May 2012, 06:27

And the most bizarre thing is that his user name has no link.... :?
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby East Londoner » 15 May 2012, 07:09

JeremyMcClean wrote:And the most bizarre thing is that his user name has no link.... :?

That'd be because Mr Jamie found this spammer first, and using his powers bequethed to him by HWNSNBM himself, vanquished Mr Bathplug Spammer, but preserved his post(s) in this thread for posterity for us diciples of HWNSNBM.

That has got to rank alongside Somyaguru's Johnny Claes thread post as best spam post on this forum :lol:
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby Phoenix » 15 May 2012, 08:02

What's next, swimming horses spam?
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 15 May 2012, 09:52

Phoenix wrote:What's next, swimming horses spam?

I suppose it's possible. :lol:
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby eurobrun » 15 May 2012, 10:36

Sunshine_Baby_[IT] wrote:
Phoenix wrote:What's next, swimming horses spam?

I suppose it's possible. :lol:


English tutoring spam.

this has been applicable to both people quoted at various times.
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby Klon » 15 May 2012, 11:16

eurobrun wrote:English tutoring spam.


...
.....

eurobrun wrote:I want Bruno to unrejectify himself because it would feel too weird having someone called Senna as a reject.


eurobrun wrote:Japan 2007 had almost 20 laps under the safety car at the start of the race.


eurobrun wrote:Were the Coke and Magnum cars sabotaged, and does that explain why they fell off a cliff in the second half of the season?


D-
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby eurobrun » 15 May 2012, 11:23

Klon wrote:
eurobrun wrote:English tutoring spam.


...
.....

eurobrun wrote:I want Bruno to unrejectify himself because it would feel too weird having someone called Senna as a reject.


eurobrun wrote:Japan 2007 had almost 20 laps under the safety car at the start of the race.


eurobrun wrote:Were the Coke and Magnum cars sabotaged, and does that explain why they fell off a cliff in the second half of the season?


D-
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There is a difference between typos and engrish.

Bathplugging touch phones. :lol:
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby wmetcalf68 » 16 May 2012, 08:46

Am I the only one to realize it says Bathplugs :lol:
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby Sunshine_Baby_[IT] » 18 May 2012, 07:08

wmetcalf68 wrote:Am I the only one to realize it says Bathplugs :lol:

:o
I haven't noticed before! :lol:
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby mlincoln » 18 May 2012, 11:58

I wonder what is causing this barrage of attacks from supposed posters that only post about shoes and how they are priced and described in the market. i am not that much into them but considering the level of attention that they are getting, I would likely thing that they are doing something sane and nice with a lot of people considering how they are working.
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby dr-baker » 18 May 2012, 19:38

mlincoln wrote:I wonder what is causing this barrage of attacks from supposed posters that only post about shoes and how they are priced and described in the market. i am not that much into them but considering the level of attention that they are getting, I would likely think that they are doing something sane and nice with a lot of people considering how they are working.

Really? Call me a cynic, but I doubt it.
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby Warren Hughes » 05 Jun 2012, 07:27

My favourite spam post remains this. I also love Shinji's response.
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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby FMecha » 09 Jun 2012, 02:30

Alert! Alert~! Spam is hitting the wiki! :evil:

The Fastest Way To Extra Money page wrote:All around the nation, consumers are feeling under money worries. Incomes are being limited, people feel anxious about their jobs, and people aren't spending so much in the shops. Times are hard overall.

With this in mind, lots of people are finding that they have little money in reserve to cover life's unanticipated problems. Whether it is a critical repair, an unexpected bill, or a sudden but short term drop in income, occasionally the money you absolutely need seriously isn't at hand.

If this happens to you, you could think about obtaining an instant payday loan. These are shorter term personal loans for small amounts, which you repay automatically at your next pay day. They are fast and simple to arrange at websites along the lines of [redcated to censor spam] and often the money may be in your bank account on the same day you register.

Almost any person with regular work and a suitable bank account will be considered, most of the time there isn't any appraisals of creditworthiness, and approval rates are generally high.

Almost nothing in life is perfect though, and the big problem with payday loans is that they are extremely expensive in comparison to more well known sorts of lending. One-off charges of 15-20% are typical, and if you roll over your loan for an extra month or more then the APR figure can surge to ludicrous highs. Payday loans aren't meant for long term financing though, so these APR statistics don't really count - just look into the genuine amount of money you're going to be billed, and judge if you can settle this in comfort.

Money advances are certainly not suited to borrowing to mend a broken spending plan, or to finance a too expensive standard of living, but if you seriously are in a short term financial fix and need fast access to supplementary funds, they are surely worth considering if alternative cheaper finance is simply not accessible. You have to be absolutely certain you are able to repay on time without getting yourself in even deeper trouble the subsequent month.


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Re: The wonderful world of shoe spam!

Postby JeremyMcClean » 09 Jun 2012, 06:59

Warren Hughes wrote:My favourite spam post remains this. I also love Shinji's response.


Wait, what?? :lol:
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