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by **Aerond** » 17 Jun 2011, 01:21

...A newcomer!

Driver name: G.Ceara
Car: Polski-Fiat 126P
Number: 7
Sponsors: Ben´s Cookies, Need for Speed Shift 2: Unleashed, Tesco
Car Colours: Phosphorous Orange with Phosphorous Yellow flames

by **Bleu** » 17 Jun 2011, 01:39

Wow, 5th place despite the flip!

by **This** » 17 Jun 2011, 02:10

whoo, the best trabant

my good old touring car driver who never got a chance because of alcoholism seems to finally get his break

and the other one, well let's hear it from him:

Wouter Lamberigts wrote:well i was still having a sh*t when the race started, so i had to get down in a hurry. I filled my car lotus professional, just in case!

by **FullMetalJack** » 17 Jun 2011, 02:44

Zsolt Baumgartner wrote:If I hadn't been drinking Jagerbombs before the race, I'd have been even more dominant.

Oh and WOOHOO! Nothing like winning your home race!

by **Phoenix** » 17 Jun 2011, 08:41

Brucie Kibbutz wrote:Woohooo! That's how we roll, bathplugs!!! Cruising around in my pimp Skoda, taking 2nd for my team and...wait, only SECOND? What is THIS shite?!! I am supposed to be NUMBER ONE, BATHPLUGS!!!! THIS IS BATHPLUGGING RIDICULOUS!!!! Brucie never loses, he's the alpha male!!!!!

Niko Bellic wrote:Well, seems our friend Brucie has been abusing of bull shark testosterone yet again...Anyway, congratulations to him for beating me, and I'm very happy to have been 3rd. The Skoda seems the class of the field and we look promising alright.

by **BlindCaveSalamander** » 17 Jun 2011, 09:30

Phoenix wrote:
Brucie Kibbutz wrote:Woohooo! That's how we roll, bathplugs!!! Cruising around in my pimp Skoda, taking 2nd for my team and...wait, only SECOND? What is THIS shite?!! I am supposed to be NUMBER ONE, BATHPLUGS!!!! THIS IS BATHPLUGGING RIDICULOUS!!!! Brucie never loses, he's the alpha male!!!!!

Niko Bellic wrote:Well, seems our friend Brucie has been abusing of bull shark testosterone yet again...Anyway, congratulations to him for beating me, and I'm very happy to have been 3rd. The Skoda seems the class of the field and we look promising alright.

You are now officially my favourite member of the forum.

by **Phoenix** » 17 Jun 2011, 09:40

BlindCaveSalamander wrote:
Phoenix wrote:
Brucie Kibbutz wrote:Woohooo! That's how we roll, bathplugs!!! Cruising around in my pimp Skoda, taking 2nd for my team and...wait, only SECOND? What is THIS shite?!! I am supposed to be NUMBER ONE, BATHPLUGS!!!! THIS IS BATHPLUGGING RIDICULOUS!!!! Brucie never loses, he's the alpha male!!!!!

Niko Bellic wrote:Well, seems our friend Brucie has been abusing of bull shark testosterone yet again...Anyway, congratulations to him for beating me, and I'm very happy to have been 3rd. The Skoda seems the class of the field and we look promising alright.

You are now officially my favourite member of the forum.

You too are a GTA fanboy by chance?

by **MinardiFan95** » 22 Jun 2011, 21:14

Round 1 - The SUPER(REJECTFUL)PRIX at Birmingham

Round 1 of the REECCS was expected to be an epic race, and it certainly lived up to expectations. When it looked that a certain driver would take an unassailable lead, they seemed to drop their pace and get overtaken fairly quickly. Two cases of this were HWNSNBM and Dean O'Lauchlan, both taking leads of over three seconds. Meanwhile, down the order the Trabants were giving the crowd some comic relief with rollovers at every sharp corner. In the end, it was Niko Bellic, who managed to take a break from car-jacking, who took the win.

This being a rejectful series, the organisers have decided on a number of "awards" to be handed out at the end of each round (if you can call them that). Each award has a points value, which can be negative or positive.

Slow poke in a fast car (awarded to the lowest placed Skoda): Disqualification from the round.
Master of Disaster (awarded to the most chaotic driver): 5 points
Look Ma, No Wheels! (awarded to any car with no wheels) 10 points
Lolwut? (awarded to anyone who causes an incident that makes me say Lolwut?): 3 points
Got beaten by a Trabant on a road course: -3 points
The Paperweight Award (awarded to the driver who loses the most positions between qualifying and the race): -2 points
The Kobayashi Award (awarded to the driver who gains the most positions between qualifying and the race): 2 points
The Bradbury Award (awarded to anyone who wins a race after everyone in front of them crashes): 7 points
Bonehead of the day: (Awarded to the bonehead who does something incredibly daft during the race): -5 points
The Daniel Melrose Award: (Awarded to someone who performs well for the first half of the race only to simply disappear off a cliff after that point): 25 second penalty
The "Ambitious but Rubbish" award: (Someone who outdoes their machinery only for it to go horribly wrong): A week's supply of free popcorn provided by Wizzie.
The "That's not gone well" award: (Exactly what it says on the tin): The Top Gear Golden Cock and -1 point.

More awards will be made later (feel free to provide suggestions).

Award winners for this round are:
Slow poke in a fast car: Brucie Kibbutz
Master of Disaster: Gio Van Dycke

Lolwut?: Gio Van Dycke, Ricky Bobby
The Paperweight Award: Maxim Simonov (-6 positions)
The Kobayashi Award: Niko Bellic (+10 positions)
Bonehead of the day: Gio Van Dycke (You'll see why when watching the video)
The Daniel Melrose Award: Dean O'Lauchlan (Had a 5+ second lead at one point)
The "Ambitious but Rubbish" award: Anyone in a Trabant

Points score coming soon, it will be based on MotoGP's points system.

1. Niko Bellic - 27pts
2. Zbynek Benes - 20pts
3. HWNSNBM - 16pts
4. Yoshio Ikemachi - 13pts
5. Frank Zimmer - 11pts
6. Jonas Mortarhouse - 10pts
7. Frank Montana - 9pts
8. Dave Simpson - 8pts
9. Dean O'Lauchlan - 7pts
10. Jari Kekkonen - 6pts
=11. Ricky Bobby - 5pts
=11. Maxim Simonov - 5pts
=11. Laurent Seron - 5pts
=14. James Davies - 3pts
=14. Gio Van Dycke - 3pts
16. Daniel Melrose - 2pts
17. Wouter Lambrights - 1pt

Website · by **Wizzie** » 22 Jun 2011, 21:21

I suggest the following awards:

Bonehead of the day: Awarded to the bonehead who does something incredibly daft during the race: -5 points
The Daniel Melrose Award: Awarded to someone who performs well for the first half of the race only to simply disappear off a cliff after that point: 25 second penalty
Holier than Thou: Awarded to anyone who beats HWNSNBM: A shiny trophy and 100 points

EDIT:
Here are two more Top Gear inspired awards:

The "Ambitious but Rubbish" award: Someone who outdoes their machinery only for it to go horribly wrong: A week's supply of free popcorn
The "That's not gone well" award: Exactly what it says on the tin: The Top Gear Golden Cock and -1 point.

by **MinardiFan95** » 22 Jun 2011, 21:46

Those suggestions are great Wizzie! The only one I have to drop is the "Holier than Thou" award because 100 points is way too many, and I can't make HWNSNBM faster than the others by changing stats, simply because I don't know how to.

Also, here's the highlights from the race.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J3FcZFUe1Y

by **This** » 22 Jun 2011, 21:51

Gio Van Dycke wrote:Who said again that i couldn't drunk when i am drive?

Wouter Lamberigts wrote:Seems The Skodas, Dacias and Ladas are too high for the Wartburg, however we could beat all Polski-Fiats and - unsurprisingly - all Trabants. Had a good fight with Melrose for Best Wartburg but he was stonger in the end. That was because my radio broke, i was listening to Iron Maiden, which helped a lot, but then the cassette broke, and so the Wartburg mechanics played some polka music with their Tubas, they did a very good job on that! But it didn't quite have the same effect.

Website · by **Wizzie** » 22 Jun 2011, 21:53

Daniel Melrose wrote:*Hic* Uuuurrgh. I shouldn't have gotten into that drinking contest with that Hungarian guy. *Passes out*

by **Pointrox** » 22 Jun 2011, 22:05

MinardiFan95 wrote:Also, here's the highlights from the race.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J3FcZFUe1Y

So many barrel rolls in only ONE race - pure rejectfulness

Krzysztof "Chris" Detmer wrote:What a glourious day for a Polish machinery! Thanks to my titanic efforts I finished as high as 18th! Well, it's not a podium or a Top 10 but hey - I'm not dead last either! Therefore, I'm still a championship contender!

He's still a contender
He will not surrender...

by **This** » 22 Jun 2011, 22:06

Pointrox wrote:
MinardiFan95 wrote:Also, here's the highlights from the race.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J3FcZFUe1Y

So many barrel rolls in only ONE race - pure rejectfulness

i managed barrel rolled over the fence, end op on a highway, then do it again :roll:

EPIC

by **Klon** » 22 Jun 2011, 22:52

Oh god, these highlights are awesome!

by **FullMetalJack** » 23 Jun 2011, 06:32

This wrote:
Pointrox wrote:
MinardiFan95 wrote:Also, here's the highlights from the race.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4J3FcZFUe1Y

So many barrel rolls in only ONE race - pure rejectfulness

i managed barrel rolled over the fence, end op on a highway, then do it again EPIC

LOL that was epic.

I've never noticed the Rotunda whilst playing this track on rFactor before.

by **Shizuka** » 23 Jun 2011, 16:14

I was the ONLY retirement!!! :lol:

Idea for a new award: "How could only him retire?" - award "prize": nothing

by **MinardiFan95** » 23 Jun 2011, 23:06

Round 2 - Black Stig's (Perry McCarthy's) Revenge at the Top Gear Test Track

The Top Gear Test Track is famous for The Stig's flat out power laps, but will it cope with the flat broke racers of the REECCS? The answer is; of course, especially if you like huge smashes!
The main story of the qualifying session was that the top 10 drivers would be put down one lap at the start of the race (due to a glitch). This means many of the awards could not be awarded.
The first corner was chaotic, with the Trabant drivers taking the strangest line i've ever seen. Samael Meerwick retired after hitting the tyres on the outside of Bentley. Throughout the race more chaos ensued with the double cross overs catching out every driver. Frank Montana survived the carnage to win the race.

Awards:
Master of Disaster: Ricky Bobby
Lolwut?: Kay Lon, Ricky Bobby, Gio Van Dycke
Got beaten by a Trabant on a road course: Wouter Lamberigts, HWNSNBM, Maxim Simonov
Bonehead of the day: Jonas Mortarhouse
The "Ambitious but Rubbish" award: Daniel Melrose, Samael Meerwick
The "That's not gone well" award: HWNSNBM (who promptly fired a flaming papaya at the Golden Cock trophy, which conveniently landed in an Audi dealership)

Standings
1. Niko Bellic - 35pts
2. Frank Montana - 34pts
3. James Davies - 23pts
4. Zbynek Benes - 20pts
5. Dean O'Lauchlan - 18pts
6. Frank Zimmer - 18pts
7. Laurent Seron - 18pts
8. Jari Kekkonen - 16pts
9. Njord Munk - 16pts
10. Yoshio Ikemachi - 13pts
11. Ricky Bobby - 13pts
12. HWNSNBM - 12pts
13. Dave Simpson - 9pts
14. G. Ceara - 9pts
15. Peter Senerson - 6pts
16. Gio Van Dycke - 6pts
17. Jonas Mortarhouse - 5pts
18. Krzysztof Detmer - 5pts
19. Brucie Kibbutz - 4pts
20. Daniel Melrose - 4pts
21. Kay Lon - 3pts
22. Maxim Simonov - 2pts
23. Ben Fleet - 2pts
N/C. Samael Meerwick - 0pts
Wouter Lambrights - -2pts

by **dr-baker** » 24 Jun 2011, 04:55

Ben Fleet is starting to think that he is better in F1RWRS than in touring cars. Although at least he can finish races in these rust-buckets, unlike those infamous Foxdales...

by **This** » 24 Jun 2011, 06:23

I think my cillit bang! Trabant is already the crowd's favourite

GVD wrote:Yeah i felt home at this track, i think i put out a superb driving!

Dangerously driving? Me? What? When? Where? On the contrary! I picked exactly the lines that i wanted!

WL wrote:I was quite slow, i was smoking some good stuff with HWNSNBM (which he has home-grown) and that did no good to my reactions.

Wartburg wrote:They should ban that Trabant-team, they're making the DDR look ridiculous.
Also we should ask the DDR government if we could possibly update our car, it's overweight, underpowered and unreliable. And the balance and aerodynamics could be better too.

Website · by **Wizzie** » 24 Jun 2011, 15:06

Daniel Melrose wrote:I don't care if I finish 1st or 21st in this series because this is the most fun I've ever had on four wheels.

by **Shizuka** » 24 Jun 2011, 16:41

That's Samael, not Sameal

And I retired AGAIN! How genius! :lol:

by **Jack O Melley** » 24 Jun 2011, 20:41

Njord Munk wrote:Huzzah! Jeg gjorde det hele takket være min sorte penge paydriver.

by **BlindCaveSalamander** » 24 Jun 2011, 23:36

James Davies wrote:Wait, there was a race on? Why was I not told? I've spent the last 20 minutes trying to find the chip shop!

by **SuperAguri** » 25 Jun 2011, 14:23

Frank Montana wrote:I knew that driving around Mexico City would come in handy for somethang. A win is a win and I hope the Renolts can be faster, huh? Larder, I am not hungry yet, but I could murder me a 2 pounder burger with cheese, extra cheese, extra patties and a diet coke.

by **Bleu** » 25 Jun 2011, 16:50

Benes:

I slowed down very much to avoid crashing in that crossover. The others were just more aggressive and that's why I ended so far back. But the season is very long, I still have championship aspirations in my mind.

Simonov:

I had to avoid Trabants in the first corner and dropped to last. Seemed that overtaking was impossible in this circuit.

by **JeremyMcClean** » 26 Jun 2011, 04:37

Jari Kekkonen wrote:Well, at least I finished in the Top Six.

Question, what is the points system here?

Website · by **Wizzie** » 26 Jun 2011, 08:39

JeremyMcClean wrote:
Jari Kekkonen wrote:Well, at least I finished in the Top Six.

Question, what is the points system here?

MotoGP points system plus (or minus as the case may be) bonus points in the awards section.

by **MinardiFan95** » 26 Jun 2011, 21:18

The long awaited highlights video is now here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAnEqptaRs

by **Pointrox** » 26 Jun 2011, 21:24

MinardiFan95 wrote:The long awaited highlights video is now here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAnEqptaRs

This is getting more and more epic and rejectful. I'm certain that on Figure 8 Track we will have only a handful of finishers... or none! I can't wait to see that.

Aaaaand finally Krzysztof had his moments in the highlights!

Should I feel honoured that HWNSNBM himself hit me?

by **the Masked Lapwing** » 26 Jun 2011, 21:36

Frank Zimmer wrote:Let's see. Melrose, Seron, Kekkonen, and somehow I went through HWNSNBM. All in all, a good race.

by **tommykl** » 27 Jun 2011, 00:37

Finally my car gets seen in the highlights!

by **Bleu** » 27 Jun 2011, 03:18

- BOTH my cars hit spinning HWNSNBM in the middle of the track.
- Simonov pushed Fleet into triple flip!
- How many times has Ricky Bobby flipped in two races?

by **Shizuka** » 27 Jun 2011, 04:54

MinardiFan95 wrote:The long awaited highlights video is now here:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4vAnEqptaRs

Lol at Meerwick retirement - those flames!!!
01:05 TOTALLY got me off guard! :lol:

by **Benetton** » 27 Jun 2011, 08:10

Late entry but hopefully it's okay since this sounds really fantastic!!

VMT Racing

Driver name: Jorma Kalervo
Car: Dacia 1300
Number: 20
Sponsors:
Bonnet

Side

Car Colour(s): Blue, Bonnet White

by **FullMetalJack** » 27 Jun 2011, 08:19

tommykl wrote:Finally my car gets seen in the highlights!

Same, I didn't get featured in the first race. The race could have started, I could have drove from my house to the track on time.

by **KL-racer** » 27 Jun 2011, 10:49

Here's my entry! Sorry, it's late, but I love the idea!

KL Motorsports

Driver Name: Migle Drasavit
Car: Skoda 110R
Number: 40
Sponsors: CBS
Car Colors: Dark Gray and Dark Orange

by **MinardiFan95** » 27 Jun 2011, 18:15

Round 3 - Crazy Dave's Knockhill Sprint
"Och aye tha noo, muthabathpluggers, Crazy Dave comin' atcha from tha Knock-to-tha-hill circuit in Fife, with ma homies from the REECCS. Man, those things are pieces of shee-it, but tha D-man reckons the racing is bathplugging AWESOME! Before the race, Crazy D drank some good shite with ma man Gio VD, and it was bathplugging good, tho GVD had too much; no wonder he rolls so much. Crazy D knows why he is tha favourite with tha fans. Ma mates Deano and Brucie were having an epic race for tha lead. That bull-shark testosterone that Brucie takes is some serious shee-it man. Fo shizz. Brucie must 'ave injected that shite into his fuel, 'cuz he was flying, an' took tha bathplugging win. Peace out homies.
Oh, and don't forget to check out the highlights for this race, and the previous REECCS races on YouTube."

Results

Awards
Slow poke in a fast car: Zbynek Benes
Master of Disaster: Kay Lon
The Paperweight Award: Maxim Simonov (-6)
The Kobayashi Award: Zbynek Benes (+6)
The "Ambitious but Rubbish" award: Kay Lon

Standings
1. Niko Bellic - 46pts
2. Frank Montana - 42pts
3. Dean O'Lauchlan - 38pts
4. Frank Zimmer - 31pts
5. Brucie Kibbutz - 29pts
6. HWNSNBM - 28pts
7. James Davies - 26pts
8. Zbynek Benes - 22pts
9. Yoshio Ikemachi - 20pts
10. Laurent Seron - 19pts
11. Jari Kekkonen - 18pts
12. Dave Simpson - 18pts
13. Njord Munk - 16pts
14. Ricky Bobby - 13pts
15. Jonas Mortarhouse - 11pts
16. Migle Drasavit - 10pts
17. G. Ceara - 9pts
18. Kay Lon - 7pts
19. Peter Senerson - 6pts
20. Gio Van Dycke - 6pts
21. Krzysztof Detmer - 5pts
22. Maxim Simonov - 5pts
23. Daniel Melrose - 4pts
24. Jorma Kalervo - 4pts
25. Ben Fleet - 2pts
N/C. Samael Meerwick - 0pts
Wouter Lambrights - -2pts

Website · by **Wizzie** » 27 Jun 2011, 18:17

That has got to be in contention for post of the year :lol:

by **MinardiFan95** » 27 Jun 2011, 19:00

Highlights are up now at http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e0qMNAZBe5w

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