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by **SuperAguri** » 14 Aug 2011, 18:50

Prince Falik wrote:What nonsense this idiot driver Melrose is spouting? If I was on the FBI wanted list then why would I buy into a top F1RWRS racing team? Would I go, "Hello interpol, I am in this country and I shall be at this track waiting for you?", of couse not. Why would I also go to America and meet with president Obama himself? As for the drinking, these are utter lies, as I have not touched any drinks as my body is a temple and I only drink fruit juices, I only buy alcohol for others, these are lies spread by my enemies, if this was my home town then they would be given punishment, yes, yes. There was no real estate fruad, I sold those houses in good faith, they had the chance to get a surveyor in and if the homes had termites then this is not my fault, I make no secret that some of the sellers are taking me to court, but I have already won one of the cases, yes yes! I do not make the P-Minus energy drinks but they are very popular in Africa and Asia, there are no mind altering drugs in them nor anything artificial, everything is 100% natural. There is no tax evasion cases, I just make good use of off shore companies so I pay little tax, see you stupid little man, you common criminal, you should check out your facts before you accuse anyone of anything, you shall be hearing from my lawyer. I shall be speaking with the "The Fox" and will do my best to make sure you are fired, yes, yes, mark my words.

Website · by **Wizzie** » 14 Aug 2011, 19:11

Daniel Melrose wrote:I stand corrected on the FBI thing as it turns out it was your idiotic Moroccan second cousin on the list but I stand by the rest of what I said. One particular incident of note I would like to point out one notable incident that was captured by ArrowTech's own security cameras a week before Estoril where you showed up at 2am, very drunk and said to the camera "Hey... Fa.. Fa... Fa... Fox, I luvs you man, yes, yes, I have a bottle of 20.... year old ilah scotch in one hand, and a cheque for a loads of money in the other, and I wants to.. to... to..... to give it to you man. I wants half of ArrowTech man..." (Page 70). Termites? I think that's the least of your worries considering the real owners of the houses were on holidays before your cronies swooped in and sold them without them knowing anything. And I've also found that you yourself on the P-minus energy drink told Autosport journalist Jonathon Noble on the 11th of July this year that said drinks had "a special blench of poppy extract, once they drink that they will be supporting Arrowtech for the rest of their lives." If that's not mind altering I don't know what is.

Also, I'ld like to point that I'm on a 2 year contract and if you were to end it it's a million dollars a race severance payments, which by my calculations comes out to about $20 million, because years of experience in Formula One has taught me a thing or two about driver contract negotiations.

For the record I need to cure boredom and making my driver an increasingly frustrated man who has a beef with his new boss seemed like a brilliant idea at the time. Besides it might make your job snapping up Mark Dagnall easier if I'm removed from the equation because I'm a nice guy sometimes

Website · by **Wizzie** » 14 Aug 2011, 19:59

I've just realised that I have just fallen foul of the clause I had introduced regarding press releases. Bathplug

by **SuperAguri** » 14 Aug 2011, 20:02

Prince Falik wrote:Ah you probably mean cousin Prince Bolax, he can be a naughty scamp sometimes. As for my drinking scotch, I would like to point out that I was on medication at the time and it may have seemed like I was drinking, the Scotch was something I had in the limo at the time. As for that incident, it was done by a rougue manager who ran one of my real estate companies in Queensland, Australia, he was caught and given 7 years, he also spent all the money whilst on the run and the courts cleared me of any wrong doing, yes, yes, I am inocent. Although P-Minus does contain a number of key ingredents, if you buy P-Minus then your love for the drink will grow and people will support Arrowtech as it will be a mobile billboard for the P-Minus drink. As for your claims for $20m, my team of crack lawyers, did notice the following clause, "If the driver does anything to bring the team into disrepute, then this contact will become null and void and any bonuses paid as part of the contract shall be return", our lawyers think that you ower us about $389,287 and a few cents. Shall sir be paying by cash or cheque.

If this was just a F1 fantasy series then it would be boring without the characters in the series.

Website · by **Wizzie** » 14 Aug 2011, 20:16

SuperAguri wrote:If this was just a F1 fantasy series then it would be boring without the characters in the series.

Amen to that. Seeing you and Mr Lon go hammer and tong every race is absolutely brilliant :lol:

Anyways I'll think of a suitable response tomorrow. Oh and Aerond how many credits does MRT currently have?

by **the Masked Lapwing** » 14 Aug 2011, 20:45

Wizzie wrote:
SuperAguri wrote:If this was just a F1 fantasy series then it would be boring without the characters in the series.

Amen to that. Seeing you and Mr Lon go hammer and tong every race is absolutely brilliant

Jones vs McAllister was my personal favourite

Website · by **Wizzie** » 14 Aug 2011, 20:52

the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
SuperAguri wrote:If this was just a F1 fantasy series then it would be boring without the characters in the series.

Amen to that. Seeing you and Mr Lon go hammer and tong every race is absolutely brilliant

Jones vs McAllister was my personal favourite

McAllister was probably cheesed off that he was snubbed by Ferrari :lol:

by **The Lukas** » 15 Aug 2011, 07:29

HWNSNBM Daily wrote:Sobczyk buys SOTL?
According to unconfirmed information provided by F1wm.pl, Grzegosz Sobczyk bought SOTL team from previous owners for 8,000,000 U.S. dollars.
Waiting for official confirmation.

by **dr-baker** » 15 Aug 2011, 08:01

Yet another double DNF for Foxdale in Cyprus? Well, there are only two things that will make things any 'worse' for the team this year:

1. Winning ROTY

2. A triple DNF for Foxdale in the Budweiser 500, as three cars will officially be entered for Pippa Mann, Douglas Mann and Ben Fleet.

by **Aerond** » 15 Aug 2011, 08:56

Dagnall engineering won´t participate in the Bud 500, however, Mark Dagnall will be released for this race and drive for Arrowtech.

by **Aerond** » 15 Aug 2011, 09:24

Accounting updates after the Mediterranean GP

HRT: 20 cr.
MRT: 180 cr.
Horizon: 280 cr.
FAT: 60 cr. (to be spent on reliability)
Phoenix: 100 cr.
Trueba: 20 cr.
Sunshine: 20 cr.
Dagnall: 0 cr.
Gillet: 0 cr.
SOTL: 0 cr.
Foxdale: 80 cr. (to be inmediately spent on reliability, I understand)
Flying Fish: 100 cr.
Kamaha: 0 cr.
Calinetic: 60 cr.
Prospec: 0 cr.
CR: 240 cr.
Jones: 0 cr.
Virgin: 450 cr.
Arrowtech: 0 cr.
ARC: 0 cr.
GRM: 0 cr.

by **the Masked Lapwing** » 15 Aug 2011, 09:53

Spend all of CR's credits on engine power! (I'm not helping you Klon, am I?

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by **Aerond** » 15 Aug 2011, 10:29

the Masked Lapwing wrote:Spend all of CR's credits on engine power! (I'm not helping you Klon, am I? )

If CR are able to beat Horizon at one PQ session I´m going to laugh till the end of days :lol:

by **Klon** » 15 Aug 2011, 11:20

the Masked Lapwing wrote:Spend all of CR's credits on engine power! (I'm not helping you Klon, am I? )

My face at the moment:

by **Shizuka** » 15 Aug 2011, 16:27

Aerond wrote:FAT: 60 cr. (to be spent on reliability)

If you don't see Dave posting here before you start the pre-qualifying for the next race, I think you can put these into reliability.

by **dr-baker** » 15 Aug 2011, 22:11

Aerond wrote:Accounting updates after the Mediterranean GP

Foxdale: 80 cr. (to be inmediately spent on reliability, I understand)

After all those infamous record-breaking chain of double DNFs? I think so!

by **East Londoner** » 15 Aug 2011, 22:22

The Lukas wrote:
HWNSNBM Daily wrote:Sobczyk buys SOTL?
According to unconfirmed information provided by F1wm.pl, Grzegosz Sobczyk bought SOTL team from previous owners for 8,000,000 U.S. dollars.
Waiting for official confirmation.

SOTL Press Release
As has already been stated in the press, Shock Of The Lightning Motorsport in it's current form has decided to pull out of the F1RWRS come the end of the current season. Shortly after the annoucement was released to the media, several offers were recieved from numerous individuals and consortisms to buy the team or team entry for next season. We have thus decided to accept an offer from a Polish businessman, Grzegosz Sobczyk, to buy the complete team for $8 million. All employees apart from the current drivers will transfer with the team ownership automatically as the final F1RWRS race of the season is completed. We wish Mr Sobczyk good luck in running the team.

by **The Lukas** » 15 Aug 2011, 22:43

Grzegosz Sobczyk wrote:I would like to add a team to the end of the season will be called SOTL, and from next season will change its name Dofasco F1RWRS Racing.Add that also lead discussions with the Company for the supply Lola Chassis for next season and several drivers who will not reveal the names please guess yourself.

by **Phoenix** » 15 Aug 2011, 22:58

Wizzie wrote:
the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Jones vs McAllister was my personal favourite

McAllister was probably cheesed off that he was snubbed by Ferrari

No, it wasn't that. It's just that I didn't like when Sammy Jones crashes against my cars and blames me and my other driver. And our waffles are the best in the pit lane, come to that.

BTW, I am looking forward to changing my engine for next season. Which ones are still available?

by **AndreaModa** » 16 Aug 2011, 02:04

Phoenix wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Jones vs McAllister was my personal favourite

McAllister was probably cheesed off that he was snubbed by Ferrari

No, it wasn't that. It's just that I didn't like when Sammy Jones crashes against my cars and blames me and my other driver. And our waffles are the best in the pit lane, come to that.

Sammy Jones wrote:Cheer up sweetcheeks maybe next year you'll be good enough to maybe even see my cars in front of you on the track! Until then though, keep working on that waffle recipe, now you've got so much time over the race weekends!

Phoenix wrote:BTW, I am looking forward to changing my engine for next season. Which ones are still available?

All the really crap ones!

by **Pointrox** » 16 Aug 2011, 02:18

Bosevic backs down from buying SOTL
Croatian ex-F1 driver, Mirko Bosevic, eventually decided not to buy SOTL's assets.
F1RWRS team was put for sale due to poor results, and immediately found a number of potential buyers.
- I decided not to invest in this team and focus on my and my father's F2RWRS team, Hydook - says Bosevic.
- Also, I'd like to wish Mr. Sobczyk all the best in the next season - let's see if he will cure SOTL, or I should say - Defasco, from rejectness.

by **Aerond** » 16 Aug 2011, 02:21

Phoenix wrote:
Wizzie wrote:
the Masked Lapwing wrote:
Jones vs McAllister was my personal favourite

McAllister was probably cheesed off that he was snubbed by Ferrari

No, it wasn't that. It's just that I didn't like when Sammy Jones crashes against my cars and blames me and my other driver. And our waffles are the best in the pit lane, come to that.

BTW, I am looking forward to changing my engine for next season. Which ones are still available?

I´ll publish a list at the start of the market. There will be some new engines and chassis available so stay in tune.

by **JeremyMcClean** » 16 Aug 2011, 05:15

The Fox wrote:I just spoke with Prince Falik, Mr. Melrose, and you have been acting very silly and foolishly lately. Get your act together! Can't I sell half the team in peace???

by **Phoenix** » 17 Aug 2011, 06:27

Phoenix McAllister wrote:Poor Samuel, he's being dellusional again...He thinks his cars are going to be ahead of mine... Well maybe when I lap him

by **Klon** » 17 Aug 2011, 07:05

Kay Lon wrote:Well, sadly for you, Mr. McAllister, you have forgot for one thing. Namely the second driver of Jones Racing: me. I am the best in the world at what I do, so I don't think your cars will beat us. Nothing personal - just reality.

by **dr-baker** » 17 Aug 2011, 07:17

All these drivers squabbling about whose fastest. It's clear that Ben Fleet in the Foxdale is clearly the fastest in qualifying at least. The others merely have to figure out how to drive through the smoke when he and Douglas decide to host their next mid-race barbeque...

by **This** » 17 Aug 2011, 07:40

I just like to mention that Ron Mignolet is the fastest waffle-baker and is very proud of that astonishing achievement.
He also is a friendly guy, a party-animal, and all the ladies like him, so he doesn't care if he wins, because at least he will get laid.
Also his natural speed is unseen. Professionalism is after al a detail which will never get you anywhere, and distracts you from the real pleasures in life.

by **SuperAguri** » 17 Aug 2011, 08:03

Barii Mori wrote:Well Kay Lon is definately the best in the world at moaning, slander and whining if that is what he means by best in the world at what he does.

by **dr-baker** » 17 Aug 2011, 08:46

This wrote:I just like to mention that Ron Mignolet is...
He also is a friendly guy, a party-animal, and all the ladies like him, so he doesn't care if he wins, because at least he will get laid.

I assume that he meets all these ladies at the Foxdale mid-race barbeques, where the party will have started already by the time he has finished the race...

by **This** » 17 Aug 2011, 09:05

dr-baker wrote:
This wrote:I just like to mention that Ron Mignolet is...
He also is a friendly guy, a party-animal, and all the ladies like him, so he doesn't care if he wins, because at least he will get laid.

I assume that he meets all these ladies at the Foxdale mid-race barbeques, where the party will have started already by the time he has finished the race...

he does not qualify for races, so he'll be there, being uninvited guest of your parties, making a total mess of your vip area, then dissapearing before you know what hapenned, and oh, your girlfriend's pregnant, and it's not from a foxdale-driver.

Website · by **Wizzie** » 17 Aug 2011, 09:34

The Fox wrote:I just spoke with Prince Falik, Mr. Melrose, and you have been acting very silly and foolishly lately. Get your act together! Can't I sell half the team in peace???

Daniel Melrose wrote:I will calm down once you explain to me why exactly you sold the team to HIM rather than accept the offer that Prodrive put up for the team. I mean, they offer vastly more experience in the world of Motorsport than Prince Falik ever could plus they have the brand new facility at Honiley which is the envy of many teams based in the United Kingdom and elsewhere which is more than capable of handling a Formula One team let alone a F1RWRS team.

Plus I would like to mention to Mr Falik that there are also outstanding bills that ArrowTech are yet to pay MRT for the use of the Hinwil wind tunnel and CAD facilities in Munich on the preliminary design of ArrowTech's 2014 car.

by **dr-baker** » 17 Aug 2011, 22:20

This wrote:
dr-baker wrote:
This wrote:I just like to mention that Ron Mignolet is...
He also is a friendly guy, a party-animal, and all the ladies like him, so he doesn't care if he wins, because at least he will get laid.

I assume that he meets all these ladies at the Foxdale mid-race barbeques, where the party will have started already by the time he has finished the race...

he does not qualify for races, so he'll be there, being uninvited guest of your parties, making a total mess of your vip area, then dissapearing before you know what hapenned, and oh, your girlfriend's pregnant, and it's not from a foxdale-driver.

Douglas is single so does not have a girlfriend, Pippa is dating Ben Fleet and she is not pregnant so I don't quite know what point you are trying to make...

by **Phoenix** » 17 Aug 2011, 22:35

Phoenix McAllister wrote:What he wanted to say is, he's the James Hunt of the F1RWRS, me being the Nelson Piquet of the series, my witty comments not being bettered by anyone else, much less by Kack Lon, who sadly for him doesn't have as big a talent or a sexual member as his ego and is, frankly, shite. We are bankrolled by several large companies and have the might of Audi behind us, so success is just a matter of time when we sort out the engine. And Sammy, please, when our cars come together again, refrain from colliding with them. I know you can do it, big man, I have faith in you.

by **AndreaModa** » 17 Aug 2011, 22:53

Sammy Jones wrote:I tell you what Phoenix buddy, how about we call this game of mud slinging quits over a beer tonight and I'll give you a ride in my F2RWRS team (should it get an entry) and official reserve driver status for the main series? Put you out of your misery of getting your 'factory Audi team' arse spanked every weekend by small-fish privateer teams in pre-qualifying? I'd say that's not a bad deal at all!

by **JeremyMcClean** » 18 Aug 2011, 02:24

Daniel Melrose wrote:I will calm down once you explain to me why exactly you sold the team to HIM rather than accept the offer that Prodrive put up for the team. I mean, they offer vastly more experience in the world of Motorsport than Prince Falik ever could plus they have the brand new facility at Honiley which is the envy of many teams based in the United Kingdom and elsewhere which is more than capable of handling a Formula One team let alone a F1RWRS team.

Plus I would like to mention to Mr Falik that there are also outstanding bills that ArrowTech are yet to pay MRT for the use of the Hinwil wind tunnel and CAD facilities in Munich on the preliminary design of ArrowTech's 2014 car.

The Fox wrote:Those Prodrive fools do not know how to win a race!!! Sure, they are experienced, but with the upcoming chassis we are building on (oh, thanks for the facilities, your cheque is in the mail) we should be more reliable next season. Plus, you're being way too over-reactive over things. Calm down! Look, if you want to, you can look for another seat, just please calm down!!! You're trying to guilt me into selling to Prodrive aren't you?

Also, big budgets do not mean success. Look at Foxdale; they're down the manhole cover! Don't take it personally.

by **dr-baker** » 18 Aug 2011, 02:42

The Fox wrote:Also, big budgets do not mean success. Look at Foxdale; they're down the manhole cover! Don't take it personally.

You think Foxdale has a big budget? If we were that rich, why did we take on Ben Fleet as a pay driver to replace last year's F1RWRS champion? (And that decision was made BEFORE they became romantically attached...)