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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby ADx_Wales » 01 Sep 2011, 06:46

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with forwards by Montreal groundhogs and Osterriechring Deer


And if you saw MotoGP at the brickyard, "Afterward by Brickyard Beavers"


And the 1997 Phillip Island Seagull
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby QuickYoda41 » 01 Sep 2011, 08:00

ADx_Wales wrote:"I dont want to be part of this corrupt system being nothing but a 2nd driver to a team mate who has been groomed by the people in charge of the team I drive for, you can stick your contract up your arse" By Mark Webber

So I guess, this title is a bit longer than the book itself.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby nigellamansell » 01 Sep 2011, 13:36

Fernando - Felipe is faster than you: the Ferrari bumper book of jokes and wind ups
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby This » 02 Sep 2011, 05:50

It's not F1 but:
How to run a 24 hour race by Circuit Zolder
It's ridiculous, some cars will drive a race of 6 hours, some a 24 hour race, and they're mixed-up, meanwhile they keep changing the rules every day (literally...)
this is because they needed the help of the Dutch... or else there would only be 10 cars starting. Now 31 is not impressive either, especially considered that most
of these teams will only run 6 hours.
Because of that they managed to piss off AD sport, a team that is literally based next to the circuit, and has participated practically every year.
Also they have the idea of attracting crowd by having a techno-festival. At the same time, at the same place.
Yes it will defenitly attract crowd, but only few of them are interested in the actual race...
I've been going to this race since 1994, and i can tell you now: Zolder is dead. I still wached the night qualifying yesterday, and discovered that some parts
of the track aren't accessible anymore, there are music tents now.



edit, this should actually be in another topic, doesn't it?
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby ADx_Wales » 02 Sep 2011, 09:44

"How buying a Football team helps your F1 team run succesfully."
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby This » 02 Sep 2011, 10:13

ADx_Wales wrote:"How buying a Football team helps your F1 team run succesfully."

i can't see a problem with FC Red Bull Salzburg, although it must be said FC Superfund was a failure. (your book needs to be more specific ;) )
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Shizuka » 02 Sep 2011, 18:16

My life with Minardi - Written by Tarso Marques
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Bleu » 02 Sep 2011, 23:17

Shizuka wrote:My life with Minardi - Written by Taki Inoue


Fixed.
Inoue was supposed to drive for them in 1996 but didn't meet the payments - therefore replaced by Fisichella before the season, later on Marques and Lavaggi drove some races for the team.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby ranig » 03 Sep 2011, 00:11

My sabbatical year, and my successful return - Mika Hakkinen
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby ADx_Wales » 03 Sep 2011, 03:11

This wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:"How buying a Football team helps your F1 team run succesfully."

i can't see a problem with FC Red Bull Salzburg, although it must be said FC Superfund was a failure. (your book needs to be more specific ;) )


How buying a Football team helps your F1 team run succesfully. - Flavio Briatore...
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby nigellamansell » 03 Sep 2011, 08:30

Max and Me: A love story by Paul Stoddart
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby MigelNansell » 03 Sep 2011, 18:25

Keeping Fans interested in the Championship by Michael Schumacher foreword by Jimmie Johnson
Murray Walker: I don't make mistakes. I make prophecies which immediately turn out to be wrong.

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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby BlindCaveSalamander » 03 Sep 2011, 21:42

MigelNansell wrote:Keeping Fans interested in the Championship by Michael Schumacher foreword by Jimmie Johnson


Also includes a chapter by Sebastien Loeb.
Canon manager for the PMMF... I guess...
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby dinizintheoven » 04 Sep 2011, 02:41

...and a potential sequel by The Finger...
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby nigellamansell » 04 Sep 2011, 03:54

The proper way to deal with Cabbies by Bertrand Gachot
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby MigelNansell » 04 Sep 2011, 06:10

Dealing with a burst tire in Adelaide by Nigel Mansell
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby This » 04 Sep 2011, 06:59

nigellamansell wrote:The proper way to deal with Cabbies by Bertrand Gachot

that actually proved to be an interesting story when i saw it in a documentary (about schumachers debut) There's been quite a lot more than meets the eye.
(but anyone who knows how Eddie Jordan will probably guess right)
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Shadaza » 04 Sep 2011, 07:07

My Final Grand Prix- David Coulthard, Foreword Nick Heidfeld.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Captain Hammer » 13 Sep 2011, 14:11

"Treatment of Muscular Cramping in the Index Finger" by Sebastian Vettel

"My 75th Grand Prix Start" by Tonio Liuzzi

"Why I Like Mark" by Helmut Marko

"How To Live Up To Your F3 Potential" by Jules Bianchi

"Managing Your Reserve Drivers" by Peter Sauber

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"We're Not Pretending To Be Team Lotus" by Tony Fernandes

"We're Not Pretending To Be Team Lotus" by Dany Bahar

"I Did Not Write This Book First" by Tony Fernandes

"Why I'm Not Going To Sue You" by Dany Bahar

"My Best Friend, Dany Bahar" by Tony Fernandes

"Why Tony Is The Best Businessman In Malaysia" by Dany Bahar

"How To Accept Defeat Graciously" by Tony Fernandes

"How To Admit You Were Wrong" by Dany Bahar

"Maintaining Your Grip On Reality" by Tony Fernandes

"Maintaining Your Grip On Lotus" by Dany Bahar

"I'm Not Going To Drag This Up Again" by Tony Fernandes

"I Wasn't Talking About Team Lotus" by Dany Bahar

"I'll Take Your Word For It" by Tony Fernandes

"Good Business Strategy" by Dany Bahar
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby BlindCaveSalamander » 14 Sep 2011, 01:10

Captain Hammer wrote:"We're Not Pretending To Be Team Lotus" by Tony Fernandes

"We're Not Pretending To Be Team Lotus" by Dany Bahar

"I Did Not Write This Book First" by Tony Fernandes

"Why I'm Not Going To Sue You" by Dany Bahar

"My Best Friend, Dany Bahar" by Tony Fernandes

"Why Tony Is The Best Businessman In Malaysia" by Dany Bahar

"How To Accept Defeat Graciously" by Tony Fernandes

"How To Admit You Were Wrong" by Dany Bahar

"Maintaining Your Grip On Reality" by Tony Fernandes

"Maintaining Your Grip On Lotus" by Dany Bahar

"I'm Not Going To Drag This Up Again" by Tony Fernandes

"I Wasn't Talking About Team Lotus" by Dany Bahar

"I'll Take Your Word For It" by Tony Fernandes

"Good Business Strategy" by Dany Bahar


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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby stupot94 » 14 Sep 2011, 01:57

The Dummies guide to Hispania racing

My Risky Italian GP Strategy by Nico Rosberg

The Success of Red Bulls Kers
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby dinizintheoven » 14 Sep 2011, 06:11

stupot94 wrote:The Success of Red Bulls Kers

Some even shorter books:

"KERS is brilliant and we know it, vol. I" by Tony Fernandes
"KERS is brilliant and we know it, vol. II" by John Booth
"KERS is brilliant and we know it, vol. III" by José Ramon Carabante

And while we're at it, even though it's bound to have been done, but there's no way I'm going trawling through all the pages so far...

"How to design a world-beating F1 car without a wind tunnel, vol. I" by Nick Wirth
"How to design a world-beating F1 car without a wind tunnel, vol. II - also without any CFD or a sponsorship package that turns out to have actual hard cash in it" by Eric Broadley
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby FullMetalJack » 14 Sep 2011, 07:25

It's hard work and sacrifice living in a Red Bull paradise - Sebastian Vettel
Listen! Listen! I'm doing him an egg! You're not me and you paris! I'm sanding into your dumb redneck ass! - Scott Steiner
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby nigellamansell » 14 Sep 2011, 22:34

How to arrive at the first corner in style by Tonio Liuzzi
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby FullMetalJack » 14 Sep 2011, 23:35

nigellamansell wrote:How to arrive at the first corner in style by Tonio Liuzzi


Long F1 book more like
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby East Londoner » 15 Sep 2011, 01:23

My First Home Grand Prix. A co-written book by Karun Chandhok and Narain Karthikeyan.

(If they do get on the grid, I predict they'll take each other off on the first lap)

How to emulate Playstation games, by Tonio Liuzzi.
The 1990s were better. Fact. And you bloody well know it.

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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby nigellamansell » 16 Sep 2011, 07:17

Driving Ettiqutte: The Ultimate Guide by M. Schumacher...also bonus chapter on how to get out of scrapes
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby MigelNansell » 16 Sep 2011, 12:12

nigellamansell wrote:Driving Ettiqutte: The Ultimate Guide by M. Schumacher...also bonus chapter on how to get out of scrapes





and the Sequel by Fernando Alonso & Ayrton Senna
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby AdrianSutil » 16 Sep 2011, 13:58

"All my points" by Pedro Lamy

Foreward by Alex Zanardi and Jan Magnussen

Special chapters by Renzo Zorzi and Luis Perez-Sala
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Captain Hammer » 16 Sep 2011, 15:45

"I Can Tell You What I Was Doing" by Jean-Denis Deletraz.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby ranig » 16 Sep 2011, 16:29

How talent can secure a drive, by Nico Hulkenberg. Preface by Nick Heidfeld.

I'm not in F1 because I'm rich, by Pedro Diniz. New edition includes comments by Petrov, Perez and Maldonado.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby nigellamansell » 19 Sep 2011, 02:01

Stealth and the Photocopier by Mike Coghlan
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Stramala » 16 Oct 2011, 01:18

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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby tommykl » 16 Oct 2011, 02:17

How to Make Friends and Overtake People - Lewis Hamilton
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby East Londoner » 16 Oct 2011, 02:34

How to avoid talking complete publicocrap - by Williams F1.
The 1990s were better. Fact. And you bloody well know it.

Murray Walker: There's a car coming into the pits now, they're so unreliable with all those electronics on board.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby Ferrim » 16 Oct 2011, 07:02

How to build a successful F1 operation from scratch in two years, by Colin Kolles. Preface by Nick Wirth.
Go home, Bernie Ecclestone!

"Adrian, stay off the kerbs during the run, stay off the kerbs."
"So, no KERS?"
"No kerbs, KERBS, as in the side of the circuit."

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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby nigellamansell » 17 Oct 2011, 08:14

Best of Buddies: Felipe Massa & Lewis Hamilton. Foreward by Fernando Alonso
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby TheBigJ » 18 Oct 2011, 04:43

"F1 : It's all about the fans" by Bernie Ecclestone.

"The Karma Sutra" by Max Mosley

"Being Lapped : The Secret Guide on how to advance your F1 career through etiquette" by Eddie Irvine, foreword by Ayrton Senna.
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby eurobrun » 30 Dec 2011, 14:10

Biggest bump ever

Power Steering. By Jarno Trulli
Fashion. By Eddie Jordan

Reliability. By Foxdale
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Re: Shortest F1 Books

Postby AdrianSutil » 30 Dec 2011, 17:46

"How being part of the Red Bull young drivers programme for several years gives you a successful top-flight Formula 1 career with Red Bull" by Jaime Alguersuari.

Special chapters by: Sebastian Buemi, Scott Speed, Sebastian Bourdais, Vitantonio Liuzzi, Christian Klien and Brendon Hartley.
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