The wonderful world of shoe spam!

[thehemogoblin]

That's what I used to do.

But haven't been doing in awhile (sorry, just wanted to piss you off a bit).

I forget why I came back here.

[Phoenix]

That's what I used to do.

But haven't been doing in awhile (sorry, just wanted to piss you off a bit).

I forget why I came back here.

You also used to cook up awesome puns

[FMecha]

Watch out!

I will put replies here, but not in chronological order (maybe).

On HWNSNBM forum

Holy moly! I blame this on whoever mentioned shoe spam in the one word only thread!

Holy crap! I didn't think we were going to get any more shoe spam!

Judging from the posts this "user" made, I say we are under attack.

Anything from Andrea Moda Calzature?

On Stoddart forum

Is this Alan Shoe Trader's new business?

Sorry, but I have a rule in life - ignore anyone who uses the alleged word 'phat' unironically.

Not sure that'll work out for me. Thanks for the offer.

On Deletraz forum

Dude, you've missed the boat by about two years, you silly spammer. Come back when it's 2010 again!

On McCarthy forum

Meh, I'll pass.

Huhhh....

[Phoenix]

mario, if you delete spam while I'm absent, it doesn't help endearing myself to this bunch of nerds, misfits and social rejects

[DanielPT]

mario, if you delete spam while I'm absent, it doesn't help endearing myself to this bunch of nerds, misfits and social rejects

This misfit geek tells you it is already too late to reverse any opinion.

[Wizzie]

http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3687

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out if this is a really stupid bot or a guy with an epic sense of humour.

[spam_v5_1_1]

http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3687

I'm having a hard time trying to figure out if this is a really stupid bot or a guy with an epic sense of humour.

Well, that point is of my existence. You cannot tell.

[Wizzie]

They're among us!

*Runs around panicking before running to a brick wall and knocking himself out cold*

[DanielPT]

They're among us!

*Runs around panicking before running to a brick wall and knocking himself out cold*

*Laughs hard and then places the 1 million hits video on youtube.*

[Wizzie]

They're among us!

*Runs around panicking before running to a brick wall and knocking himself out cold*

*Laughs hard and then places the 1 million hits video on youtube.*

Bathplug. I've got a Hamilton-esque beard going and everything

[dinizintheoven]

http://www.f1rejects.com/forum/memberlist.php?mode=viewprofile&u=3687
I'm having a hard time trying to figure out if this is a really stupid bot or a guy with an epic sense of humour.

Spambot likes one of the F1RMGP teams, apparently. No prizes for guessing which one... without looking at the thread.

[Phoenix]

OK, who amongst us has created that account?

Seriously, if this account is the work of one of us, this is the absolute peak of F1 Deprivation. We need to put this in knowledge of B. Ecclestone...

[DanielPT]

OK, who amongst us has created that account?

Seriously, if this account is the work of one of us, this is the absolute peak of F1 Depriavtion. We need to put this in knowledge of B. Ecclestone...

That cannot be done. Call Mr E into this and he will find ways to make money on our back. That is Mr E way!

[ADx_Wales]

OK, who amongst us has created that account?

Seriously, if this account is the work of one of us, this is the absolute peak of F1 Deprivation. We need to put this in knowledge of B. Ecclestone...

[Stramala]

IT WAS ADX_WALES!

He sent me some spam via e-mail this morning. Something about diet pills apparently

[ADx_Wales]

LOL, I didnt do it, that was a disclaimer, the real fella's gonna show up soon and I'm going to look like a right numpty to you lot, as if it wasnt numpty enough already.

[Phoenix]

Perhaps it's Popi_Larrauri. It's not like he didn't have a reputation for creating humorous accounts already

[Stramala]

I have ze PROOF it was Mr ADx! See here! Click to see it bigger!

[ADx_Wales]

Click to see it bigger!

I will do no such thing....making things larger....thats a spam mail surely

[Phoenix]

I have ze PROOF it was Mr ADx! See here! Click to see it bigger!

Oh, your real name is Alasdair? I thought you were Greek or something after seeing your nickname here

Seriously, whoever created that account doesn't need F1 to start again. He needs to be confined in a padded cell at a mental institution, full stop.

[Stramala]

I have ze PROOF it was Mr ADx! See here! Click to see it bigger!

Oh, your real name is Alasdair? I thought you were Greek or something after seeing your nickname here

We are "friends" on Facebook. We've even conversed on said website. So, I ask, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

[Phoenix]

I have ze PROOF it was Mr ADx! See here! Click to see it bigger!

Oh, your real name is Alasdair? I thought you were Greek or something after seeing your nickname here

We are "friends" on Facebook. We've even conversed on said website. So, I ask, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

OK:
1.- Is leaving a few comments "conversating"?
2.- There's a lot wrong with me, but I fear that's not the point.
3.- It was a joke. But don't worry, it's my fault since I didn't take into account how difficult it is to catch written jokes.
4.- F1 Deprivation is beggining to get the better of me. That, or I'm being carried along by the general off-topicness in which the forum has fallen as well as my rivalry with Wizzie for being the person with the highest amount of posts in here, which I'm going to lose anyway. Or a mix of both, I don't know. But I think I should begin being the serious and restrictive moderator I never was and begin setting up barriers for thread deviation.

[Stramala]

Oh, your real name is Alasdair? I thought you were Greek or something after seeing your nickname here

We are "friends" on Facebook. We've even conversed on said website. So, I ask, WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?!

OK:
1.- Is leaving a few comments "conversating"?
2.- There's a lot wrong with me, but I fear that's not the point.
3.- It was a joke. But don't worry, it's my fault since I didn't take into account how difficult it is to catch written jokes.
4.- F1 Deprivation is beggining to get the better of me. That, or I'm being carried along by the general off-topicness in which the forum has fallen as well as my rivalry with Wizzie for being the person with the highest amount of posts in here, which I'm going to lose anyway. Or a mix of both, I don't know. But I think I should begin being the serious and restrictive moderator I never was and begin setting up barriers for thread deviation.

See point 3.

[Phoenix]

OK:
1.- Is leaving a few comments "conversating"?
2.- There's a lot wrong with me, but I fear that's not the point.
3.- It was a joke. But don't worry, it's my fault since I didn't take into account how difficult it is to catch written jokes.
4.- F1 Deprivation is beggining to get the better of me. That, or I'm being carried along by the general off-topicness in which the forum has fallen as well as my rivalry with Wizzie for being the person with the highest amount of posts in here, which I'm going to lose anyway. Or a mix of both, I don't know. But I think I should begin being the serious and restrictive moderator I never was and begin setting up barriers for thread deviation.

See point 3.

Or, rather, the last part of point 4. Seriously, this is getting out of control

[Stramala]

OK:
1.- Is leaving a few comments "conversating"?
2.- There's a lot wrong with me, but I fear that's not the point.
3.- It was a joke. But don't worry, it's my fault since I didn't take into account how difficult it is to catch written jokes.
4.- F1 Deprivation is beggining to get the better of me. That, or I'm being carried along by the general off-topicness in which the forum has fallen as well as my rivalry with Wizzie for being the person with the highest amount of posts in here, which I'm going to lose anyway. Or a mix of both, I don't know. But I think I should begin being the serious and restrictive moderator I never was and begin setting up barriers for thread deviation.

See point 3.

Or, rather, the last part of point 4. Seriously, this is getting out of control

My opinion of reducing thread deviation? This.

[Wizzie]

Oh the irony. Stopping irrelevant spam in the spam thread

[Stramala]

[Phoenix]

OK, this is not spam. This isn't even off-topicness. You've crossed the line, for you have just supplanted the identity of a well-known forum member

[dinizintheoven]

F1 Deprivation is beggining to get the better of me. That, or I'm being carried along by the general off-topicness in which the forum has fallen as well as my rivalry with Wizzie for being the person with the highest amount of posts in here, which I'm going to lose anyway...

...to eurobrun, with the amount of posts he makes on the Word Association thread!

[Stramala]

OK, this is not spam. This isn't even off-topicness. You've crossed the line, for you have just supplanted the identity of a well-known forum member

[mario]

Dear god, are we really so desperate for some Formula 1 action that we've fallen to the level of internet memes? We're only a month away from the first test session for 2012, and just over three weeks away from the first known car launch (McLaren, who are due to unveil their car on Feb 1st) - surely we must be able to endure that before madness overcomes us all?

[Stramala]

Dear god, are we really so desperate for some Formula 1 action that we've fallen to the level of internet memes? We're only a month away from the first test session for 2012, and just over three weeks away from the first known car launch (McLaren, who are due to unveil their car on Feb 1st) - surely we must be able to endure that before madness overcomes us all?

That's it. I quit sanity. I want my F1 back.

[shinji]

...

I am the very model of a modern Major-General,
I've information vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I know the kings of England, and I quote the fights historical
From Marathon to Waterloo, in order categorical;

I'm very well acquainted, too, with matters mathematical,
I understand equations, both the simple and quadratical,
About binomial theorem I'm teeming with a lot o' news,
With many cheerful facts about the square of the hypotenuse.

I'm very good at integral and differential calculus;
I know the scientific names of beings animalculous:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

I know our mythic history, King Arthur's and Sir Caradoc's;
I answer hard acrostics, I've a pretty taste for paradox,
I quote in elegiacs all the crimes of Heliogabalus,
In conics I can floor peculiarities parabolous;

I can tell undoubted Raphaels from Gerard Dows and Zoffanies,
I know the croaking chorus from The Frogs of Aristophanes!
Then I can hum a fugue of which I've heard the music's din afore,
And whistle all the airs from that infernal nonsense Pinafore.

Then I can write a washing bill in Babylonic cuneiform,
And tell you ev'ry detail of Caractacus's uniform:
In short, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

In fact, when I know what is meant by "mamelon" and "ravelin",
When I can tell at sight a Mauser rifle from a Javelin,
When such affairs as sorties and surprises I'm more wary at,
And when I know precisely what is meant by "commissariat",
When I have learnt what progress has been made in modern gunnery,
When I know more of tactics than a novice in a nunnery—
In short, when I've a smattering of elemental strategy—
You'll say a better Major-General has never sat a gee.

For my military knowledge, though I'm plucky and adventury,
Has only been brought down to the beginning of the century;
But still, in matters vegetable, animal, and mineral,
I am the very model of a modern Major-General.

[eurobrun]

F1 Deprivation is beggining to get the better of me. That, or I'm being carried along by the general off-topicness in which the forum has fallen as well as my rivalry with Wizzie for being the person with the highest amount of posts in here, which I'm going to lose anyway...

...to eurobrun, with the amount of posts he makes on the Word Association thread!

[This]

well, what i noticed (but no-one else probably) is then whenever i seem to quote someone,half of the times it is Eurobrun.
I don't know why, but it always seem to happen...

[eurobrun]

well, what i noticed (but no-one else probably) is then whenever i seem to quote someone,half of the times it is Eurobrun.
I don't know why, but it always seem to happen...

Yay, I'm not anonymous.

[Phoenix]

Franck Montagny is severely unimpressed by all of you.

[FullMetalJack]

Franck Montagny is severely unimpressed by all of you.

The definition of anonymity.

Mostly because he actually didn't do a bad job at SOOPAH AGURI.

[AdrianSutil]

Franck Montagny is severely unimpressed by all of you.

The definition of anonymity.

Mostly because he actually didn't do a bad job at SOOPAH AGURI.

I miss them. They made me smile a happy smile...

[DanielPT]

I see that during the weekend I missed some more lunacy on this forum. You guys reached a new level of madness all right!