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by **fjackdaw** » 18 Jan 2012, 00:23

Ayrton spikes Alain's tea.

by **lostpin** » 18 Jan 2012, 00:55

Disqualified? Bathplug yourself.

by **Ross Prawn** » 18 Jan 2012, 03:23

The finger as used by a true champion.

by **DOSBoot** » 18 Jan 2012, 05:33

Prost to himself: Look on the bright side, at least I don't have a plumber touching my head.

by **RealRacingRoots** » 18 Jan 2012, 10:09

Sonic: "Take Care, SPIKE your Hair!"

by **Phoenix** » 18 Jan 2012, 10:15

"Now I'm feeling SuperSonic!"

Website · by **Wizzie** » 18 Jan 2012, 10:19

Phoenix wrote:

"Now I'm feeling SuperSonic!"

Give me gin and tonic, You can have it all but how much do you want it? (Sorry, I just had to :lol:

)

by **Pointrox** » 18 Jan 2012, 10:59

I'm going for 1st, says Michael Schumacher
I'm rejectful at adding funny captions. YES I AM!

by **Cynon** » 18 Jan 2012, 11:58

Can someone tell him I'm NOT a badnik?!

by **Shadaza** » 18 Jan 2012, 14:23

Michael's impersonation of the average Team Fortress 2 player.

or the hat simulator as it is known.

by **tristan1117** » 18 Jan 2012, 14:46

Sonic Sez:
If somebody tries to touch you in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO good.

by **Cynon** » 18 Jan 2012, 16:17

tristan1117 wrote:Sonic Sez:
If somebody tries to touch you in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO good.

I think we have a winner...

by **DOSBoot** » 19 Jan 2012, 02:53

Cynon wrote:
tristan1117 wrote:Sonic Sez:
If somebody tries to touch you in a place that makes you feel uncomfortable, that's NO good.

I think we have a winner...

I thought about typing that, but I wasn't sure if anyone outside the U.S. would get it.

by **DOSBoot** » 19 Jan 2012, 03:06

Webber to Biker: I said lower damn it!

by **Phoenix** » 19 Jan 2012, 03:08

Wizzie wrote:
Phoenix wrote:"Now I'm feeling SuperSonic!"

Give me gin and tonic, You can have it all but how much do you want it? (Sorry, I just had to )

Indeed! That's one of my favourite songs from Oasis, I was hoping someone would get the reference

by **Phoenix** » 19 Jan 2012, 03:14

"Ja, mein finger training means I can do things like that".

by **Ataxia** » 19 Jan 2012, 03:15

Webbo: "See everyone, I've been piggybacking Seb for years..."

by **CoopsII** » 19 Jan 2012, 18:17

Mark slowly became aware of just how much Seb was enjoying himself. It was becoming a pressing problem.

by **Stramala** » 22 Jan 2012, 08:01

Yes Hekki, just put on 100lb and we'll give you your own show on US network TV called the Heikki Kovalainen Show, where you spend 20 minutes hanging around a bar and an office not being funny, with a Tae Kwon Do instructor and a freakishly tall stand-up comedian as your best friends.

by **RealRacingRoots** » 22 Jan 2012, 09:32

Heikki doing his best Eddie Jordan impersonation.

by **The Passenger** » 22 Jan 2012, 10:23

Ah, the early 90s when it was still acceptable for a person in a Sonic the Hedgehog costume to wander around in public and touch people. Not only did he not get beaten up and/or arrested, but he'd even get paid for this.

(By the way, that was some nice hotlinking there, guys. I reuploaded that picture to Imgur.com so we can stop stealing the Racesimulations.com forum's bandwidth)

by **Cynon** » 22 Jan 2012, 10:42

Paul Tracy tests the Gold Mushroom.

Proof that Vettel does everything on the back of Webber's subservience.

Here's one I found of Montoya. If it helps to come up with captions, I found this on Danica Patrick's Twitter, so it's probably safe to assume she took the picture...

by **The Passenger** » 22 Jan 2012, 10:54

-Hello?
-Hello, baby, it's me, your fantasy
-What's your name?
-Who cares? Just care about my body
-What do you look like?
-Hot, I look very hot

I think this is the second time I make a reference to Village People's "Sex Over The Phone" in this thread, and that is at least three times too many.

by **nome66** » 22 Jan 2012, 11:35

Cynon wrote:

Paul Tracy tests the Gold Mushroom.

MarioKart reference ftw!
Let's all hope Mike Andretti doesn't use the Blue Shell on him!

by **CoopsII** » 22 Jan 2012, 22:42

"No Bernie I dont care how much you say F1 needs me I wont....."

Phone rings.

"....damn"

by **Phoenix** » 23 Jan 2012, 02:36

Mark Webber's aerofagic worries at the start of the 2010 Bahrain GP might have been troubling enough, but when you're Paul Tracy and you can have as much Big Macs and other junk food delicacies as you want without having to worry about physical fitness, then this is the result.

by **stupot94** » 23 Jan 2012, 08:01

Juan: el cargamento de droga y las hamburguesas serán entregados a dónde?

Danica: Who you talking to Juan??

Juan: Just business

by **Klon** » 23 Jan 2012, 08:05

Cool, I believe I actually understood the Spanish part. Seems like my Spanish skills are not completely gone.

by **ranig** » 23 Jan 2012, 20:25

Wait a minute, where is the vodka ?

by **Phoenix** » 23 Jan 2012, 21:14

Did you just say you're already considering replacing me with Adrian Sutil?

by **CoopsII** » 23 Jan 2012, 21:51

"What do you mean 'more testing'? I have driven the car and now I am going home. See you in March"

by **golic_2004** » 23 Jan 2012, 22:09

"He blinded me with science." Thomas Dolby

by **golic_2004** » 23 Jan 2012, 22:11

First concept art of Tails

by **stupot94** » 24 Jan 2012, 02:20

golic_2004 wrote:

"He blinded me with science." Thomas Dolby

Love that song!

by **BlindCaveSalamander** » 24 Jan 2012, 03:59

CoopsII wrote:
"What do you mean 'more testing'? I have driven the car and now I am going home. See you in March"

Win.

by **WeirdKerr** » 24 Jan 2012, 07:32

So thats 10 magnums and a 2 Litre bottle of cola......

by **Stramala** » 24 Jan 2012, 08:02

WeirdKerr wrote:

Engineer: So thats 10 magnums and a 2 Litre bottle of cola......
Kimi: And the 4 bottles of vodka, you almost forgot again...

Fixed

by **stupot94** » 24 Jan 2012, 08:39

Tämä auto on roskaa! Hanki minulle Jäätelö ja sooda! Myös kuka kääntää tämä on hyvin surullinen

Erm Ok Kimi? :roll:

by **The Passenger** » 24 Jan 2012, 09:49

stupot94 wrote:Tämä auto on roskaa! Hanki minulle Jäätelö ja sooda! Myös kuka kääntää tämä on hyvin surullinen

"This car is shite, go get me an ice cream and a soda. Also, whoever translates this is very sad." (I'm not sad. I'm a translator* and translating stuff is what I do)

*if I ever get my degree, that is

And holy crap, are we still doing these ice cream and Coke "jokes" after three years? That's kind of old even by Internet meme standards.

by **East Londoner** » 24 Jan 2012, 09:58

Engineer: Kimi, where have you been for HWNSNBM's sake?
Kimi: I was having a sh*t. All that ice cream went straight through me...

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