F1 Rejects Grand Prix team co-principal Enoch Law is proud to announce the early signing of the team's two drivers for the 2037 F1 season, and denies accusations of nepotism in the process.
Twins Timothy Law and Jeremy Law were signed immediately upon birth, auspiciously sharing a birthday with everyone's favourite ex-Ferrari test driver.
"The fact that they virtually share their first names with the Virgin drivers of 2011 is completely coincidental. I expect them to develop driving skills far beyond those of Messrs Glock and D'Ambrosio," Enoch said.
"As for their middle names, some might say there has been an attempt to channel the names of Top Gear presenters but that is also coincidental, and the other one is a nod to both a certain leading Australian F1 driver and a one-hit wonder for Spyker."
Enoch believes that Timothy and Jeremy are already demonstrating the skills necessary for Grand Prix superstardom (or rejectdom) in the future. "They already have tremendous reflexes and they know how to throw tantrums to get what they want."
