Vettel - 8 - T'was very solid throughout
Webber - 5 - Hear that sound Mark? That's the sound of your championship hopes slowly being poured down the nearest drain.
Button - 6 - Whoever put him on that strategy is a complete muppet.
Hamilton - 10 - Didn't put a foot wrong throughout the weekend.
Alonso - 7 - A quiet afternoon.
Massa - 7 - A decent run for once.
Schumacher - 1 - Bad Luck Schumacher has returned everyone!
Rosberg - 8 - Hauling that crapbox Merc into the points was a great effort from him.
Raikkonen - 9 - Yet another great performance from the Iceman.
Grosjean - 8 - Shaded by Raikkonen a bit, but held off the Finger for a deserved podium.
Di Resta - 5 - Meh
Hulkenberg - 5 - Ditto
Kobayashi - 3 - Reverted back to Kazuki Nakajima mode as the Sauber sucked this afternoon. But how did he finish behind a Caterham?
Perez - 5 - Did nothing of note.
Ricciardo - 4 - Standard
Vergne - 3 - Ditto, minus a point for shoving Kamui off the road.
Maldonado - 1 - Another race, another collision, another penalty. Miles off the pace to boot as well.
Senna - 10 - Drove like a man fighting to save his career, and a nice chunk of points was his. Take note, Felipe.
Kovalainen - 6 - Managed to beat Kamui home.
Petrov - 4 - Bah
De La Rosa - 2 - Come on mate, how can you manage to go to the wrong grid slot?
Karthikeyan - 1 - Crashed at turn 4. Nuff said.
Glock - 4 - Standard procedures
Pic - 7 - Finished a minute up the road from his team mate.
The 1990s were better. Fact. And you bloody well know it.
Murray Walker: There's a car coming into the pits now, they're so unreliable with all those electronics on board.
James Hunt: Actually, Murray, one of his wheels has just fallen off...