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by **This** » 06 Dec 2009, 04:17

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by **CarlosFerreira** » 06 Dec 2009, 06:15

It's on days like these you realise how important the F1Rejects forum has become. Go away for an afternoon, two different spammers hit us...

by **This** » 06 Dec 2009, 06:34

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by **thehemogoblin** » 06 Dec 2009, 09:20

CarlosFerreira wrote:It's on days like these you realise how important the F1Rejects forum has become. Go away for an afternoon, two different spammers hit us...

I swear, I miss all of the good stuff...

by **Klon** » 07 Dec 2009, 05:22

Well, we all know of the famous brain fades that have happened in Formula 1, like Kimi Räikkönen banging up the rear of Adrian Sutil in Monaco 1998, David Coulthard ramming in the wall while trying to enter the pits in Australia 1995, Michael Schumacher crashing Jacques Villeneuve in Jerez 1997. You know the works.

But know I would like to start a thread where we talk about the silly mistakes no-one seems to be talking about. I'll start by describing the incident which inspired my to open this one: in the warm-up lap of the 1995 Italian Grand Prix, David Coulthard (jeez...) binned his Williams in the Gravel trap. This in itself is of course not bad, but it is bad to do so on the freakin' Warm-Up lap. Another candidate would be the incidents where cars were disqualfied for leaving the pits with red lights on. This, for some reason, always seem to happen in Canada.

by **Valrys** » 07 Dec 2009, 05:44

You could aruguably say Jenson Button crashing into the barriers at Monza 2000 behind the safety car falls under this

by **Stramala** » 07 Dec 2009, 05:55

Albers ploughing into Schumacher on their way to the grid at China, 2005 has to be on this list.
Another from 2005, at Monaco, with Montoya pissing about at the top of Massanet causing Villeneuve to crash into Coulthard during Free Practise.

by **ADx_Wales** » 07 Dec 2009, 06:27

Prost 1991 Imola, another warm up lap binnage, especially as it was in a Ferrari, at home.
The Williams team in 1997 for deciding to start both cars on slicks when it was quite clearly a canal.
Eddie Irvine joining Jaguar
Villeneuve for joining BAR
Michelin for not researching the newly resurfaced oval section of Indy before the F1 cars turned up in 2005.
Ferrari for signing Fernando Alonso

by **Valrys** » 07 Dec 2009, 06:38

Jos Verstappen binning it at turn 1 of lap 1 at Monaco 96

by **ADx_Wales** » 07 Dec 2009, 06:47

Scott Speed

by **watka** » 07 Dec 2009, 07:46

Schumi parking on track during quali at Monaco in '06, and Alonso blocking Hamilton in the pitlane in quali for Hungary '07.

by **This** » 07 Dec 2009, 07:48

Klon wrote: like Kimi Räikkönen banging up the rear of Adrian Sutil in Monaco 1998

i must have missed something that season :shock:

by **Phoenix** » 07 Dec 2009, 07:59

-Hamilton beaching his McLaren at the gravel trap in China in 2007...while entering the boxes.
-Hamilton's messed up start complete with engine cutting by touching a button of the steering wheel by mistake in Brazil 2007.
-Kovalainen doing the same button trick in Australia 2008.
-Hamilton running into the back of Kimi Raikkonen while exiting the boxes (being the semaphore in red) in Canada 2008.
-Alonso trying to overtake Heidfeld, Monaco 2008.
-Sutil taking out Heidfeld after spinning out and forgetting to see if anyone was coming, Singapore 2009.
-Trulli taking out Sutil and blaming him when it was his fault, Brazil 2009.
-Badoer's recurring pit-lane speedings, with their consequent fines, Europe 2009.

by **Pieman** » 07 Dec 2009, 08:13

Was it Fisichella who once missed his grid slot and ended up rather pathetically parked sideways across the grid in, I think, Malaysia?

by **shinji** » 07 Dec 2009, 08:21

Pieman wrote:Was it Fisichella who once missed his grid slot and ended up rather pathetically parked sideways across the grid in, I think, Malaysia?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfLLBlKe6Xg

by **Collieafc** » 07 Dec 2009, 08:41

1996 Ferrari engines. I remember Schumi got pole in France only for the engine to blow on the formation lap!

Speaking of 1996, Schumi lap 1 on Monaco.

by **Enforcer** » 07 Dec 2009, 08:41

shinji wrote:
Pieman wrote:Was it Fisichella who once missed his grid slot and ended up rather pathetically parked sideways across the grid in, I think, Malaysia?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfLLBlKe6Xg

Pretty rejectful.

I don't get why Frentzen suddenly appears at the back though, did he get lost on his formation lap?

by **ADx_Wales** » 07 Dec 2009, 09:15

Looking at the captioning on that Fisichella clip, it reminds me....

Bernie for getting rid of F1 Digital+ just as i switched to sky digital, was looking forward to it.

by **Pieman** » 07 Dec 2009, 11:36

Thanks Shinji - good to see that moment of rejectdom again! :lol:

Website · by **Wizzie** » 07 Dec 2009, 16:58

Schumacher going off under the Safety Car in China 05
Vettel running into the back of Webber in Japan 07 (Although I'm one of those people that still believe that Hamilton braketested the pair of them)
Schumacher v Montoya under the Safety Car in Monaco 04
Schumacher v Montoya in Brazil 02
The punishment dished out on Montoya for the collision with Schumacher in Malaysia 02
Montoya spinning in Australia 03
McLewis' driver management in 07

The scary thing is about most of that is that they came BEFORE I started watching F1 at the end of 04

by **RejectSteve** » 07 Dec 2009, 21:13

This wrote:
Klon wrote: like Kimi Räikkönen banging up the rear of Adrian Sutil in Monaco 1998

i must have missed something that season

I missed something later that decade as well. Murray Walker once said on air "Ayrton Senna wins the 1999 Monaco Grand Prix."

by **Warren Hughes** » 07 Dec 2009, 21:54

Jos Verstappen slamming into the back of Montoya while being lapped at Brazil, 2001 I think. How come Jean-Louis Schlesser and Eliseo Salazar get great recognition for their 'interference' when being lapped, while Jos did the same thing and it is simply forgotten?

by **Valrys** » 07 Dec 2009, 21:58

Warren Hughes wrote:Jos Verstappen slamming into the back of Montoya while being lapped at Brazil, 2001 I think. How come Jean-Louis Schlesser and Eliseo Salazar get great recognition for their 'interference' when being lapped, while Jos did the same thing and it is simply forgotten?

Probably because, surprisingly, Montoya didn't make a big fuss about it, while Salazar got into a punch-up, and Schlessler stopped Mclaren winning every race in a season

by **Bleu** » 08 Dec 2009, 03:07

Enforcer wrote:
shinji wrote:
Pieman wrote:Was it Fisichella who once missed his grid slot and ended up rather pathetically parked sideways across the grid in, I think, Malaysia?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DfLLBlKe6Xg

Pretty rejectful.

I don't get why Frentzen suddenly appears at the back though, did he get lost on his formation lap?

He stalled while warm-up lap started.

by **CasinoSquare** » 08 Dec 2009, 06:23

Pieman wrote:Thanks Shinji - good to see that moment of rejectdom again!

I had never seen that before and i have seen pretty much every GP for 30 years! I am honestly crying with laughter, did he think he could creep into the right space and no-one would spot him?!!! And then Frentzen appearing at the end with a "WTF" moment, as if he had just been out for a Sunday drive (although we all know it was HWNSNBM really on his victorious slowing down lap).

Brilliant!

by **Phoenix** » 08 Dec 2009, 07:06

Pieman wrote:Was it Fisichella who once missed his grid slot and ended up rather pathetically parked sideways across the grid in, I think, Malaysia?

Talking about this chap, didn't he parked once on a Jordan box while driving for Benetton because he thought he was still driving for Jordan? :lol:

Another one: Alesi retiring in Australia in 1997 because he forgot to refuel :lol:

by **CarlosFerreira** » 08 Dec 2009, 18:53

CasinoSquare wrote:
Pieman wrote:Thanks Shinji - good to see that moment of rejectdom again!

I had never seen that before and i have seen pretty much every GP for 30 years! I am honestly crying with laughter, did he think he could creep into the right space and no-one would spot him?!!! And then Frentzen appearing at the end with a "WTF" moment, as if he had just been out for a Sunday drive (although we all know it was HWNSNBM really on his victorious slowing down lap).

Brilliant!

That was properly pathetic. Did he actually believe he was going to get away with it?

by **Enforcer** » 08 Dec 2009, 22:38

Bleu wrote:He stalled while warm-up lap started.

Odd that the safety car took up position with him still wandering about the track though...

by **Alianora La Canta** » 09 Dec 2009, 01:27

I had never seen that before and i have seen pretty much every GP for 30 years! I am honestly crying with laughter, did he think he could creep into the right space and no-one would spot him?!!! {CasinoSquare - 4 posts ago}

Giancarlo was moving the car that slowly because the angle needed to correct was so acute that going faster would merely have increased the amount he eventually missed his start slot by. I still don't get how he got the idea that going into the other slot was a good idea in the first place... ...let alone how he ended up doing something similar in Malaysia two years later.

One thing I will say about being a Fisichella supporter - you never quite know what he will do next!

And then Frentzen appearing at the end with a "WTF" moment, as if he had just been out for a Sunday drive (although we all know it was HWNSNBM really on his victorious slowing down lap) {CasinoSquare - 4 posts ago}

Well, the race couldn't start without Heinz-Harald/HWNSNBM, so why rush?

Talking about this chap, didn't he parked once on a Jordan box while driving for Benetton because he thought he was still driving for Jordan? {Phoenix - 3 posts ago}

Almost - in Australia 2002 he parked at the Renault (which had just been renamed from Benneton) pit box while driving a Jordan, anticipating Jaime Alguersuari pitting at Red Bull in a Toro Rosso by nearly eight years. Luckily it was in first practise, so in Giancarlo's case it merely caused a few laughs...

by **ADx_Wales** » 09 Dec 2009, 02:53

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Website · by **Wizzie** » 09 Dec 2009, 19:56

Alianora La Canta wrote:Giancarlo was moving the car that slowly because the angle needed to correct was so acute that going faster would merely have increased the amount he eventually missed his start slot by. I still don't get how he got the idea that going into the other slot was a good idea in the first place... ...let alone how he ended up doing something similar in Malaysia two years later.

You refering to this gem? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbF5ahxYE7Q

by **Tealy** » 10 Dec 2009, 00:03

Wizzie wrote:
Alianora La Canta wrote:Giancarlo was moving the car that slowly because the angle needed to correct was so acute that going faster would merely have increased the amount he eventually missed his start slot by. I still don't get how he got the idea that going into the other slot was a good idea in the first place... ...let alone how he ended up doing something similar in Malaysia two years later.

You refering to this gem? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbF5ahxYE7Q

Fisi must panic during the warmup for every Malaysian GP now. Twice at the same track :lol:

by **shinji** » 10 Dec 2009, 00:18

Wizzie wrote:
Alianora La Canta wrote:Giancarlo was moving the car that slowly because the angle needed to correct was so acute that going faster would merely have increased the amount he eventually missed his start slot by. I still don't get how he got the idea that going into the other slot was a good idea in the first place... ...let alone how he ended up doing something similar in Malaysia two years later.

You refering to this gem? http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kbF5ahxYE7Q

What an idiot! No one's ever done it before, then he does it twice. At the same track.

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