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by **ADx_Wales** » 30 Dec 2009, 11:22

Here is a thread for anyone who can come up with song titles which might be enjoyed by anyone in Formula 1, and to begin with:

(Stop-Go Penalty) In the name of love - The Supremes
Williams it was really nothing - The Smiths
Here comes the trulli train again - Eurhythmics
Just HANS - Lady Gaga
Passed no Shadow - Oasis
FOCA's Miracle - Fragma
Even Better than the Rial thing - U2
Park-Life - Blur
Kimi Kimi Kimi (a man after midnight) - abba

by **Collieafc** » 30 Dec 2009, 20:19

The Chain - Fleetwood Mac

End of.

by **madcat** » 30 Dec 2009, 20:35

Fernando (Alonso) - Abba
Knowing Ide, Knowing Inoue - same
Take a chance on me (Piquet Jr ballad) - same
Hey Judd - Beatles
Push the Button - Sugababes

by **dr-baker** » 30 Dec 2009, 20:58

Collieafc wrote:The Chain - Fleetwood Mac

End of.

True. Although...

Money, Money, Money - ABBA
Lola - the Kinks
Shut Up and Drive - Rihanna
Istanbul (not Constantinople)
Here's to the Losers - James Darren

by **Debaser** » 30 Dec 2009, 21:09

This Charming Man (Bernie)- The Smiths
Silver Rocket (Mercedes)- Sonic Youth
Where is my Mind? (almost everyone in F1)- Pixies
Embarassment (USF1)- Madness
Driving in my Car- Madness
All you need is cash- The Beatles
Dog Days are Over (Bruno Senna in Istanbul)- Florence & the Machine
Anarchy in the USF1- Sex Pistols
Dancing Nick- ABBA

by **Alianora La Canta** » 30 Dec 2009, 21:23

Felipe Baby - Eartha Kitt (though Christine Blachford has already recorded a song with literally that name using Eartha's tune)
Someday I'll Be Sunday Afternoon - Bon Jovi
Lay Your HANS On Me - ditto
The Montoya Is Loose - Meat Loaf (now also part of the NASCAR Songbook)
Maestro - ditto
If HWNSNBM Could Talk - ditto
Keep On Movin' - Five
Everybody Wants The Same Thing - Scissor Sisters
Drive - Westlife
Lola, Lola - Ricky Martin (has he been borrowing song titles off the Kinks?)
Turn Your Car Around, You Rookie - Lee Rya
(You Drive Me) Crazy - Britney Spears
(I Got That) Vroom Vroom - ditto

Website · by **Wizzie** » 30 Dec 2009, 21:27

The Dead Hart - Midnight Oil
The Power and the Passion - Midnight Oil
She's got the Hakk - ACDC :lol:

Back in Hakk - ACDC
We don't need no M.Schumacher - Pink Floyd
Black Minardis, Red Cars - Eskimo Joe
Crash Here - Led Zepplin :mrgreen:

by **Nuppiz** » 30 Dec 2009, 21:34

Queen: Kerpenian Rhapsody (The Schumacher song)

by **dr-baker** » 30 Dec 2009, 22:00

Drive - The Cars
Don't Stop Me Now - Queen
The Road to Hell - Chris Rea
King of the Road - Roger Miller

by **ADx_Wales** » 31 Dec 2009, 01:09

Trulli Scrumptious - from Chitty Chitty Bang Bang
Klien - Depeche Mode
Robot Glock - Daft Punk
Give me no-chicane - green day
Burning down the leyton house - Talkin heads
dry your tyres mate - the streets

by **thehemogoblin** » 31 Dec 2009, 04:25

No Woman, No Cry -- Bob Marley

by **Jordan** » 31 Dec 2009, 06:52

End debate

by **watka** » 31 Dec 2009, 08:57

In reply to JV's album title: Non

More tracks:
Tom Jones - Dallara
Plain White Ts - Hey There Dallara
Tim McGraw - Forti Days and Forti Nights
The Kinks - You've Rially Got Me
Vampire Weekend - Campos

by **This** » 31 Dec 2009, 09:36

i like anything from fondmetallica

by **shinji** » 31 Dec 2009, 10:14

Some songs from my iTunes that could be made applicable to F1.

Chasing Cars - Snow Patrol

The Finish Line - Snow Patrol

Road to Nowhere - Talking Heads

Baby Driver - Simon and Garfunkel

Where the Streets Have No Name - U2

Supersonic Rocket Ship - The Kinks

Wonderboy - The Kinks

Watching the Wheels - John Lennon

3/5 Mile in 10 Seconds - Jefferson Airplane

She Drives Funny Cars - Jefferson Airplane

Boom - Flight of the Conchords

Be Good or Be Gone - Fionn Regan

Danger! High Voltage - Electric Six

Scream Like a Baby - David Bowie

Up the Hill Backwards - David Bowie

It's No Game - David Bowie

Always Crashing in the Same Car - David Bowie

Turn! Turn! Turn! - The Byrds

The Times They Are A-Changin' - Bob Dylan

Ac-Cent-Tchu-Ate the Positive - Bing Crosby

Flame - Bell X1

Drive My Car - The Beatles

Run For Your Life - The Beatles

Rain - The Beatles

We Can Work It Out - The Beatles

Slow Down - The Beatles

Baby You're a Rich Man - The Beatles

The Long and Winding Road - The Beatles

Why Don't We Do It In the Road - The Beatles

Everybody's Got Something to Hide Except for Me and My Monkey

You Never Give Me Your Money - The Beatles

You Know I'm No Good - Amy Winehouse

Goody Two Shoes - Adam Ant

Take On Me - A-Ha

The Winner Takes It All - ABBA

The Name Of the Game - ABBA

by **Klon** » 31 Dec 2009, 10:30

watka wrote:In reply to JV's album title: No

If you'd have said "Yes", I would most likely get worried.

Michael Jackson - They Don't Care About Rejects
Joan Osborne - What If HWNSNBM Was One Of Us?
Crystal King - YOU wa SATO
Nena - 99 Ligierballons
Boney M. - Rubenstin
Boney M. - Daddy Coulthard

by **ADx_Wales** » 31 Dec 2009, 11:19

Making plans for Nigel - XTC
Do they know its Christian Klien - Band Aid
Rock around the Glock - Bill Haley and the Comas
Girlfriend in a Comas - The Smiths
Two Pints of Ligier - Splodgenessabounds

by **Stramala** » 31 Dec 2009, 23:18

Wang Tung - Dance Hall Days
One for the future perhaps?

by **FullMetalJack** » 01 Jan 2010, 02:17

ADx_Wales wrote:Park-Life - Blur

One of my favourite songs of all time.

by **ADx_Wales** » 01 Jan 2010, 02:43

I'm suprised at the outcome of this thread, I did not expect some of the posts to be about actual tunes related to F1, this was originally intended to have pun-based humour, but there are two other interesting discussions in play within this thread, songs that bear significance to events in f1, and also songs made by ex-F1 drivers.

Anyways, carry on

.

All the Yoong dudes - David Bowie (and/or) Mott the Hoople.

by **This** » 01 Jan 2010, 02:57

back to fondmetallica, i just heard masters of purley on the radio

by **watka** » 01 Jan 2010, 10:22

ADx_Wales wrote:I'm suprised at the outcome of this thread, I did not expect some of the posts to be about actual tunes related to F1, this was originally intended to have pun-based humour, but there are two other interesting discussions in play within this thread, songs that bear significance to events in f1, and also songs made by ex-F1 drivers.

Anyways, carry on .

All the Yoong dudes - David Bowie (and/or) Mott the Hoople.

I've said it before, puns are the lowest form of wit. Doesn't stop me though.

by **dr-baker** » 01 Jan 2010, 21:26

watka wrote:
ADx_Wales wrote:I'm suprised at the outcome of this thread, I did not expect some of the posts to be about actual tunes related to F1, this was originally intended to have pun-based humour, but there are two other interesting discussions in play within this thread, songs that bear significance to events in f1, and also songs made by ex-F1 drivers.

Anyways, carry on .

All the Yoong dudes - David Bowie (and/or) Mott the Hoople.

I've said it before, puns are the lowest form of wit. Doesn't stop me though.

Puns are indeed the lowest form of wit. However, that means that they can indeed be witty. Hurrah!

by **Captain Hammer** » 01 Jan 2010, 22:14

These songs haven't been chosen for their content, but their titles, all of which relate to something about their 2009 season. Some are obvious, others not so much:

----

Current Drivers

Jenson Button: Metallica - Better Than You
Lewis Hamilton: Grinspoon - Hard Act to Follow
Nico Rosberg: INXS - Suicide Blonde
Michael Schumacher: Audioslave - Out Of Exile
Sebastian Vettel: The Eagles - Fast Company
Mark Webber: Kings of Leon - McFearless
Felipe Massa: Metallica - Crash Course in Brain Surgery
Fernando Alonso: The Clash - Spanish Bombs
Rubens Barrichello: Foo Fighters - I'll Stick Around
Nico Hulkenberg: The Eagles - New Kid In Town
Robert Kubica: U2 - I Still Haven't Found What I'm Looking For
Adrian Sutil: Radiohead - Bulletproof ... I Wish I Was
Vitantonio Liuzzi: Kasabian - Where Did All the Love Go?
Sebastien Buemi: Faith No More - King for a Day
Jarno Trulli: The Eagles - Business As Usual
Heikki Kovalainen: Pearl Jam - Comatose
Bruno Senna: Dream Theater - Blind Faith
Timo Glock: Powderfinger - Roll Right By You
Lucas Di Grassi: theme from 'Degrassi High'
Kamui Kobayashi: The Vapors - Turning Japanese

----

Past Drivers

Nelson Piquet: Them Crooked Vultures - No One Loves Me & Nether Do I
Romain Grosjean: Radiohead - How to Disappear Compeltely
Kazuki Nakajima: Incubus - Nowhere Fast
Sebastien Bourdais: The Clash - Lost in the Supermarket
Kimi Raikkonen: Them Crooked Vultures - Warsaw, Or the First Breath You Take After You Give Up
Nick Heidfeld: Jamiroquai - When You Gonna Learn?
Jaime Alguersuari: Kyuss - 50 Million Year Trip (Downside Up)
Lewis Hamilton and Fernando Alonso: The Dandy Warhols - We Used to be Friends
Ayrton Senna: Pink Floyd - Wish You Were Here

----

Off-track personalities

Max Mosley: Jet - Look What You've Done
Bernie Ecclestone: Franz Ferdinand - Evil and a Heathen
Flavio Briatore: The John Butler Trio - Company Sin
Luca Di Montezemolo: Led Zeppelin - Good Times, Bad Times
Martin Whitmash: Metallica - Fight Fire With Fire
Sir Frank Williams: Pearl Jam - Dissident
Ross Brawn: Metallica - Hero of the Day
Chrisian Horner: Pink Floyd - The Happiest Days of Our Lives
Vijay Mallya: Powderfinger - Up & Down & Back Again
Mario Theissen: Pearl Jam - Evacuation
John Howett: Nirvana - Territorial Pissings
Franz Tost: Oasis - Waiting for the Rapture

by **ADx_Wales** » 02 Jan 2010, 00:49

I've said it before, puns are the lowest form of wit.

I thought sarcasm was the lowest form of wit, must have had a 25 second penalty placed upon it then.

by **Stramala** » 02 Jan 2010, 04:21

ADx_Wales wrote:
I've said it before, puns are the lowest form of wit.

I thought sarcasm was the lowest form of wit, must have had a 25 second penalty placed upon it then.

Nah, I think sarcasm is a 10 second stop-go penalty and puns are a more lenient drive-thru penalty. Sounds fair?

by **Phoenix** » 02 Jan 2010, 04:55

And (I venture to ask), what's the highest form of wit?

by **dr-baker** » 02 Jan 2010, 06:02

Phoenix wrote:And (I venture to ask), what's the highest form of wit?

HWNSNBM, of course.

by **CarlosFerreira** » 03 Jan 2010, 02:08

LIFE is a Lemon and I want my money back - Meat Loaf, feat. Gray Brabham
Another Brick in the (turn 17) Wall - Pink Piquet
Heads will Roll - The Yeah Yeah Yeahs, feat. the Briatore & Simmonds duo
Modern Mafia - Athlete feat di Montezemolo
Hunting for Witches - Bloc Party with the FIA
Dominance and Submission - Blue Oyster Cult feat Max Mosley
Fed up and Low down - Blues Explosion and Bob Kubica
I'm afraid of Americans - David Bowie with the people who decided granting USF1 entrance to 2010 was a good idea
Your Latest Trick - Dire Straights, featuring the whole of Toro Rosso during Suzuka 09
Bad to the Bone - George Thorogood & the Destroyers, featuring Nando Alonso
Lose Control - James with Jaime Alguersuari
Shadowplay - Joy Division with Jean Todt
King of Asskicking - The Hives with Patrick Head

Website · by **Wizzie** » 04 Jan 2010, 11:19

CarlosFerreira wrote:King of Asskicking - The Hives with Patrick Head

I approve of this song :mrgreen:

by **Phoenix** » 04 Jan 2010, 21:34

For Williams- My way by Limp Bizkit.
For Eddie Jordan- Come back and stay by Paul Young.

by **CarlosFerreira** » 04 Jan 2010, 22:25

Wizzie wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:King of Asskicking - The Hives with Patrick Head

I approve of this song

The one and only!

by **frongor** » 05 Jan 2010, 15:40

Maybe a little off topic, but many years ago, I wrote alternative lyrics for the Status Quo – You’re in the army now. This might be the the place where it might be popular. Always my first choice at the Karaoke

You’re in Minardi now.

Unreliable and not so fast
Do your best to avoid being last.
You’re in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

You remember what Stoddard said
Look in the mirrors and move out for the Red
You’re in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Last season you weren’t doing well
Dennis asked you to go to hell
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Being backmarker is a painful work
And your teammate is a Hungarian jerk
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Friday practice - you finish twenty-first
Qualifying also twenty-first
Engine and grip, seems like cursed
You’re in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

In the race your brakes will shake
But Stoddart calls, (Try to overtake)
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Lapped twice by Barrichello
Need to pit again for stop and go
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Finish 14th, first point have to wait.
Disqualified for being overweight
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

by **thehemogoblin** » 05 Jan 2010, 15:55

Hungarian JERK?!!

All I have to say to you is... Duck the papayas.

by **frongor** » 05 Jan 2010, 16:01

I knew that was going to start a controversy... :roll:

To my defense, I wrote this in 2004 and at that moment the sacredness of our much respected gentleman was non-existent. Also, I love all backmarkers so anyone can replace "Hungarian" with any preferable nationality.

by **ADx_Wales** » 05 Jan 2010, 21:20

frongor wrote:Maybe a little off topic, but many years ago, I wrote alternative lyrics for the Status Quo – You’re in the army now. This might be the the place where it might be popular. Always my first choice at the Karaoke

You’re in Minardi now.

Unreliable and not so fast
Do your best to avoid being last.
You’re in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

You remember what Stoddard said
Look in the mirrors and move out for the Red
You’re in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Last season you weren’t doing well
Dennis asked you to go to hell
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Being backmarker is a painful work
And your teammate is a Hungarian jerk
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Friday practice - you finish twenty-first
Qualifying also twenty-first
Engine and grip, seems like cursed
You’re in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

In the race your brakes will shake
But Stoddart calls, (Try to overtake)
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Lapped twice by Barrichello
Need to pit again for stop and go
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Finish 14th, first point have to wait.
Disqualified for being overweight
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.
You're in Minardi now
oh oh you're in Minardi now.

Now theres a song thats been posted in the ''spirit of the regulations'' absolutely brilliant:-D!!!

by **Phoenix** » 05 Jan 2010, 21:51

frongor wrote:I knew that was going to start a controversy...

To my defense, I wrote this in 2004 and at that moment the sacredness of our much respected gentleman was non-existent. Also, I love all backmarkers so anyone can replace "Hungarian" with any preferable nationality.

HWNSNBM was ALWAYS special. Even before he was born.
Well, dude, hope you have some anti-tornado shelter or something.

by **CarlosFerreira** » 05 Jan 2010, 22:44

Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM was ALWAYS special.

My parents' friends have a son who is special. We never mention it. :roll:

by **ADx_Wales** » 05 Jan 2010, 22:55

Two Harts beat as one- U2

Video killed the radillon star - the buggles

Retirement - the kaizer chiefs

The glockerfeller skank - fatboy kimi

The safety car dance - men without helmets

Panis (on the streets of london) - the smiths

Newey gold dream(91-92-93-94) - simple minds

by **Phoenix** » 06 Jan 2010, 06:04

CarlosFerreira wrote:
Phoenix wrote:HWNSNBM was ALWAYS special.

My parents' friends have a son who is special. We never mention it.

Special in what way?

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