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[CarlosFerreira]

USF1 is planning to fit their cars with bombs so they blow up before the race starts, avoiding the ridicule competing properly would cause.

That'll solve the issue of the "excessive" reliability some members have been complaining about.

[shinji]

Indeed considering an ETA member used to stay in Ireland...

I was getting at the whole IRA thing. You know, it pretty much ruined 3 decades of Irish history with various bombs and bomb threats.

So it is fair to say it's dark humour, and I really am not qualified to joke about it since I was born in to my sheltered Dublin suburb during the Celtic Tiger, which has now died but life is still good.

[Waris]

USF1 is planning to fit their cars with bombs so they blow up before the race starts, avoiding the ridicule competing properly would cause.

F1 is becoming more and more like Wacky Races.

[Cynon]

All we need is a purple 00 car.

[watka]

I'm more of Creepy Coupe man.

[Phoenix]

Indeed considering an ETA member used to stay in Ireland...

I was getting at the whole IRA thing. You know, it pretty much ruined 3 decades of Irish history with various bombs and bomb threats.

So it is fair to say it's dark humour, and I really am not qualified to joke about it since I was born in to my sheltered Dublin suburb during the Celtic Tiger, which has now died but life is still good.

It's worse here in Spain, where we have the Spanish Donkey(s)...

USF1 is planning to fit their cars with bombs so they blow up before the race starts, avoiding the ridicule competing properly would cause.

F1 is becoming more and more like Wacky Races.

All we need is a purple 00 car.

I know just the man for it...

[watka]

I'm not sure if you're referring to Michael Schumacher, Nelson Piquet Jr, or HWNSNBM.

[shinji]

I'm not sure if you're referring to Michael Schumacher, Nelson Piquet Jr, or HWNSNBM.

Sure aren't they all the same person? Schumacher is he in his talented form, Piquet is he in his untalented form, and HWNSNBM is he in his godly form.

[Phoenix]

I'm not sure if you're referring to Michael Schumacher, Nelson Piquet Jr, or HWNSNBM.

Sure aren't they all the same person? Schumacher is he in his talented form, Piquet is he in his untalented form, and HWNSNBM is he in his godly form.

HWNSNBM doesn't need to cheat, let alone losing races not on purpose, so...it's rather ambiguous, really. Who can pay the most will get the drive

[MinardiFan95]

USF1 is planning to fit their cars with bombs so they blow up before the race starts, avoiding the ridicule competing properly would cause.

F1 is becoming more and more like Wacky Races.

...but Dick Dastardly does not race, he runs the show .

[FullMetalJack]

USF1 is planning to fit their cars with bombs so they blow up before the race starts, avoiding the ridicule competing properly would cause.

F1 is becoming more and more like Wacky Races.

...but Dick Dastardly does not race, he runs the show .

Same as HWNSNBM.

[dr-baker]

...but Dick Dastardly does not race, he runs the show .

Same as HWNSNBM.[/quote]
HWNSNBM is Dick Dastardly...????

[MinardiFan95]

...but Dick Dastardly does not race, he runs the show .

Same as HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM is Dick Dastardly...???? [/quote]
No, HWNSNBM is not Dick Dastardly (If he was, he would have won all the races - Dastardly won none).

[Stramala]

...but Dick Dastardly does not race, he runs the show .

Same as HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM is Dick Dastardly...???? [/quote]

Then who is HWNSNBM's right hand man? Top Gear Dog?

[Phoenix]

...but Dick Dastardly does not race, he runs the show .

Same as HWNSNBM.

HWNSNBM is Dick Dastardly...????

Then who is HWNSNBM's right hand man? Top Gear Dog?[/quote]
The Stig (no, he isn't HWNSNBM himself).