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by **razta** » 28 Jul 2009, 01:14

Spanish TV f1 Pit reporter Laia Ferrer gets in amongst the guys

LF: Does my arse look big in this?
ALL: YYYYYEEEESSSSSS!!!!

by **MaxZero** » 28 Jul 2009, 01:54

'New Tanning Booth concept put to the test'

by **Many Blue Flags** » 28 Jul 2009, 03:48

Heikki isn't avoiding the ass, there's a mirror in front of him, showing him her boobage.

by **Ross Prawn** » 30 Jul 2009, 20:21

Luca: I think I have you by the balls now Kimi.

by **alvaro3d** » 02 Aug 2009, 01:07

FA: World Champion, go home Michael

MS: I'll be back

by **Nin13** » 02 Aug 2009, 01:34

CarlosFerreira wrote:
RejectSteve wrote:
CarlosFerreira wrote:I have to say, this really hurts. She's gorgeous and elegant and he's, well, Flab Flav.
Money is a wonderful thing, isn't it?

Possibly. I, personally, wouldn't know.

Gosh!! Flav is lucky b@stard, god I'm jealous of him!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! :shock:

by **MaxZero** » 02 Aug 2009, 03:39

what's to say there isn't a penis under the skirt
:shock:

by **Klon** » 02 Aug 2009, 05:46

MaxZero wrote:what's to say there isn't a penis under the skirt

by **thehemogoblin** » 02 Aug 2009, 06:08

MaxZero wrote:what's to say there isn't a penis under the skirt

Don't do that. Please, don't do that. If that actually happens, I'll never be able to look at a skirt again...

Also, in her defense, she doesn't look East German.

by **Captain Hammer** » 02 Aug 2009, 11:13

Kovalainen: "How can you enjoy looking at those, knowing that they're fake?"
Hamilton: "... Santa's not real, but we still enjoy opening his presents."

by **Many Blue Flags** » 03 Aug 2009, 07:43

You say shite about me, Piquet? I've got your keys now. And I'm gonna knock up your girlfriend just to teach you a lesson.

by **Ross Prawn** » 04 Aug 2009, 08:55

Just keep going Nelson

by **Ben Gilbert** » 04 Aug 2009, 10:47

Ross Prawn wrote:

Even here, Nelson couldn't keep up with Fernando.

by **RejectSteve** » 04 Aug 2009, 14:13

Ross Prawn wrote:

Despite the advantages, Piquet demonstates when not to recharge KERS.

(If these cars were on the other side, this would set up a perfect AVUS caption.)

Website · by **Wizzie** » 04 Aug 2009, 16:00

Ross Prawn wrote:

Nelson hasn't quite got the idea that no matter how hard he tries he won't beat Alonso
And on a different note is that the 08 or the 09 car?

by **MaxZero** » 04 Aug 2009, 19:09

'Renault Demonstration Enjoy their best attendance figures to date'

by **RejectSteve** » 05 Aug 2009, 02:17

Wizzie wrote:And on a different note is that the 08 or the 09 car?

2008.

by **muttley** » 05 Aug 2009, 02:22

Nelson: This track is so straight, I won't spin this ti...AAAAAAAAAARRRRGH!!!!

by **thehemogoblin** » 05 Aug 2009, 02:33

When Flav told Nelsinho to follow Alonso's lead and keep it on the straight and narrow, this was not what he had in mind.

by **razta** » 06 Aug 2009, 14:49

by **noshpit** » 06 Aug 2009, 17:49

by **noshpit** » 06 Aug 2009, 17:53

by **Captain Hammer** » 06 Aug 2009, 19:35

noshpit wrote:

That's old. Jaguar used to run a magazine ad showing a circuit designed like a jaguar just like that.

by **Nuppiz** » 06 Aug 2009, 19:57

Mosley: Screw you Vatanen and Todt, rich pensioneers always get the chicks!

Guy on the right: I know that our team is running out of backing from BMW, but is the situation really this bad?
Guy on the left: Oh yes it is, I already had to sell my shirt to get some food!

Button: Hmm, nice bumpers...

I haven't drunk anything yet, and have watched the race very eagerly...*snore*

We could borrow this car to Kimi for the rally, put some ice cream here, and tell him that the keys to the tailgate wait for him at the finish.

by **noshpit** » 06 Aug 2009, 21:14

i have more

i stole this from kimi

by **Ross Prawn** » 07 Aug 2009, 00:22

noshpit wrote:

Max launches campaign to become Prime Minister of Italy.

by **Ross Prawn** » 07 Aug 2009, 00:25

Button: Usual problem, not warm enough for me to get a good grip.

by **Ross Prawn** » 07 Aug 2009, 00:26

Bloody Frank Williams !

by **thehemogoblin** » 07 Aug 2009, 02:06

This drunk fan with a poor attention span just channeled his inner Kimi Raikkonen.

by **thehemogoblin** » 07 Aug 2009, 02:07

This Formula One driver just channeled his inner Kimi Raikkonen as well.

by **lostpin** » 07 Aug 2009, 02:26

Just how far will some people go in order to to win the championship... :mrgreen:

by **muttley** » 07 Aug 2009, 02:40

Kimi: So you want to drive for McLaren next year, Fernando? Here's an appetizer of the Ron Dennis treatment!
Fernando: It's not worse than Flav, honestly!

by **Captain Hammer** » 07 Aug 2009, 20:16

Who killed Nelson Piquet's career?

Flavio Briatore in the Conservatorium with the lead exhaust pipe.

by **Captain Hammer** » 07 Aug 2009, 20:31

News today that MyF1Dream would be purchasing the remains of the BMW-Sauber team. Fans are uncertain whether this will be the motorhome or the car for next year.

Bernie Ecclestone finds a creative way to reduce circuit fees by letting corporations host their own races.

Kimi Raikkonen's exit from the Rally of Finland was the product of a miscommunication between driver and team to "Do Not Break".

After an unsuccessful WRC debut, Raikkonen tries his hand at a new sport: boat racing.

After Richard Branson took his sponsorship from Brawn, Brackley got their own back by developing the first commercial spacecraft, seen here on its inaugural flight.

"Flav's orders. The foil interferes with the radio. That way, when Nelson has problems, we can claim we knew nothing about it and we'll send him out with a tyre that hasn't been attached properly."

by **RejectSteve** » 08 Aug 2009, 04:03

noshpit wrote:

SMSW3PG?

Flintstones: Two cavemen trying a foot-powered budget airline.

by **SgtBhaji** » 08 Aug 2009, 16:18

You scream, I scream, we all scream for Ice Cream!

by **SgtBhaji** » 08 Aug 2009, 16:23

There go my pants!

by **SgtBhaji** » 08 Aug 2009, 16:28

Jenson Buttocks.

by **shinji** » 08 Aug 2009, 21:22

The teams allow Scumi to test, on one condition...

by **Captain Hammer** » 13 Aug 2009, 09:59

Finally: proof of Schumacher's neck injury.

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